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THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

spike

1. to add alcohol or any intoxicating to a drink that does not have any when first purchased.

2.to rise to a high level quickly

3. to strike a volleyball upward so that it is more likely to hit the ground
Someone tried to spike the smoothie mix.
by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2009
mugGet the spikemug.

yo-yo

1. an indecisive person

2. to be indecisive

3. a stupid or obnoxious person

4. a sexually promiscuous person(from the notion that the such a person has so much indiscriminate sex that their pants go up and down like a yo-yo)
by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008
mugGet the yo-yomug.

mouthpiece

1. a lawyer

2, a spokesperson, a spokesman or woman
The Mouthpiece for the government lied about what happened.
by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2008
mugGet the mouthpiecemug.

pineapple

1. a fragmentation grenade of any other type of hand grenade(because the surface is similar to a pineapple)

2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)
The gangster tried to toss a pineapple into the police car but missed.
by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2008
mugGet the pineapplemug.

jock

1. a radio program host

2. an athlete(while it is ultimately from an old slang term for the penis, it may have been influenced the term for the high-schoold stereotype)

3. a support garnment for male athletes
That jock is trying to start a fight with everyone.
by The Return Of Light Joker October 24, 2007
mugGet the jockmug.

liquid crack

a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor (especially when drunk in one sitting)
Lay off the liquid crack before you become a alkie.
by The Return of Light joker October 16, 2009
mugGet the liquid crackmug.

wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)
If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.
by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008
mugGet the wood butchermug.

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