THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

contract

1. an arrangement to have someone murdered by a

professional criminal

2. any illegal or unethical arrangement

Those bastards have set up a contract and are targeting the Former Governor.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2009

blue collar

1. working class

2. a working class person

Blue collar living was not satisfying enough for him.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2008

YMMV

Your mileage may vary, It worked for me but it may not work for you

It worked with my siblings but YMMV.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2010

take five

to take a short break

OK, Take five after this assignment.

by The Return of Light Joker August 10, 2010

gum

1. to mess up, to ruin

2. to talk

Don't gum it up. You don't why it does what it does.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2009

katrinka

an old car

Katrinka after katrinka was arranged on the lawn.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2011

spike

1. to add alcohol or any intoxicating to a drink that does not have any when first purchased.

2.to rise to a high level quickly

3. to strike a volleyball upward so that it is more likely to hit the ground

Someone tried to spike the smoothie mix.

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2009