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Definitions by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!)

A word used by people who are just slightly smarter than the average ground slug to describe another person/thing 's actions, speech, or state of mind. Individiuals who use this word most often do not realize that they are in fact exploring their own, closeted sexuality in a futile attempt at ego (phallic) stroking.
Wow! That brand new sweater-vest makes James Joyce look like a fag! Oh wait... It's just a KFC-Grease stain.

Funk Trunk 

Damn! Dem Dere's some Uncle Tom's Be Shakin' Dat Funk Trunk! Foshizzie!

Pedestrian 

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect
Used to simplify such expressions as:
"No Shit!"
"Whatever!"
"Really?!"
Der, I think I know how to be bling-blingin'it up!
Shorter form of the insult "Retarded Retard".
Used mainly by Clerks fans.
No honestly, it looks like it was put together by a Re-Re!

Slamputee 

The beating from one lacking limbs.
Damn, James Joyce! If you didn't eat him that fast, that guy woulda went Slamputee on yo' ass... Fosheezie!