Definitions by THEMAN
Aw4G63
Weighing in at over 300 pounds and unable to curl any more than a cornish hen he is a fat postwhore who was funny waaaaaaaay back in the day but no longer holds any form of funnay.
padua academy
an all girls school where lesbians frequently try to put down certain female students/athletes who refuse to satisfy their "womanly needs"..
Coach: you want to play? come in my office for a couple minutes (wink wink)
athlete: NO, i AM STRAIGHT!
coach: you're off the team.. wait no, you're expelled!
athlete: NO, i AM STRAIGHT!
coach: you're off the team.. wait no, you're expelled!
padua academy by theman February 23, 2005
foofie
landoawd
A big goofy guy who has read and memorized the dictionary yet still speaks with an incorrect southern style accent.
shtyken
(n) 1. A complete retard both mentaly and socially. 2. Someone who acts like a total wuss. 3. A complete loser and complainer.
Days of the Week
Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!
Days of the Week by TheMan August 24, 2004