THE man's definitions

adelphi rock

the best band on the planet. www.adelphirock.com

ex: adelphi rock better than any other band

by The Man December 5, 2003

No Shit

you are kidding!

No shit that is your women

by The man December 15, 1999

BaDunkaTrunk

A really big ass.

Man that is bigger than a budunkadunk that is a badunkatrunk.

by The Man October 25, 2003

mcdonalds

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon

i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker

by the man August 22, 2003

dork

a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles

you see that kid is a real dork

by the man December 7, 2004

bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

by The Man February 1, 2005

alakawaka

when you jack off so hard your penis goes numb.

i alakawakaed so hard i thought my dick fell off.

by the man May 13, 2005