Definitions by THE REAL Grungegirl

God 

Kurt Cobain.

Kurt Cobain is god. Well, it's true!

God by THE REAL Grungegirl August 14, 2009

WTLO 

With The Lights Out. It's a boxed set with rare Nirvana demos and rehearsals and radio appearances.

" What'd u get for Christmas?"
" Dude, WTLO"
"Really!?!?!?! Lucky bastard!"

WTLO by THE REAL Grungegirl August 12, 2009

nirvana face

1.) The logo for the best band to ever exist, drawn by Kurt Cobain.
2.) The face hardcore grungers make when they hear Kurt's epic screams. Like an O Face, but way more intense.

1.) smiley face with a squigly mouth and "X" eyes, tongue hanging out.
2.) usually with eyes closed, mouthing whatever Kurt happens to be singing. " Whoa, what's she doing?" "Doood, that's her Nirvana face." "sexy."

nirvana face by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

grunge scream 

when someone fucking blows out their throats into the microphone in a spine-tingling, heart pulling, mind numbing moment of pure beauty and awe.

In "Where did you sleep last night?" by Nirvana, Kurt does one of the best grunge screams ever, from 3:44 in the youtube vid to the end of the song. Even better; go look up "Kurt Cobain scream medley" on youtube. First vid there. THE BEST EVER.

" Ohmigod. I just orgasmed a little."

grunge scream by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

What's on ________'s iPod? 

a very popular youtube subject. If you need to click on the youtube definition, you suck.

"What's on ________'s iPod?" (blond girl appears on screen with iPod headphones on, and pieces of songs play as she lipsynchs.) Subtitles; Love, Hate, Love*Downer*Black Hole Sun*Chemicals*Say Yes*Devour*Stairway to Heaven*Wake Me Up when September Ends*Right Turn*(improvise a faster grunge song here, then fade to black.)

What's on ________'s iPod? by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

Irish Alarm Clock 

Fuck. OFF. sigh. no more fart, alcohol, potato, or poor jokes about us, please. We are people too, who have feelings, and it is offensive. We have gone through so much shit, don't know if any of you shitheads realize it, but we have. No, the blacks weren't alone. Sure they had slavery, but we had fuckin brits on us, fire us first, hire us last. We were always poor, slaved in factories, were kept down by the brits, made to build a wall, many died in the process. Little kids. Elderly, sick, tired people. Everyone gets jumped on for being racist about african-americans now, but what about all the fuckin Irish jokes? cut it out. My grandma came to America when she was 18, and everyone made her embarrassed about her heritage. She was too shy to TALK. Then, she met Grandpa. =) he understood her. Now she's pretty well off, rich actually. I have only faced a little racism, I don't really have an accent, no (well, some people say I talk a little weird, lol), but when people find out I'm Irish... there's where the alcoholic jokes begin.

" Hey, you ever give anyone an Irish Alarm Clock?"
" go die in a hole."

Irish Alarm Clock by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

battle of the bods

a dumbass show I watch at 1 am, for no reason other than South Park is over. pretty much based on guys judging girls by their butts and boobs, etc.

battle of the bods. it sucks.

battle of the bods by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009