THE POPE's definitions

scotty

the most sound a person can be

dude, you're so scotty

by the pope March 25, 2003

Loieu Narboau

A fiticious name used to get yourself out of trouble.

When having sex with a undesireable female and she asks your name,,,, It's Louie Narboau. If she asks if you are french an appriate answere would be,,, Why Yes I am. If one or more of your friends are watching from the closet this amplifies the fun.

by The pope August 29, 2003

Nostradumbass

A person who has amazing, Nostradamus-like powers of stupidity. One with the ability to foretell the obvious future.

Nostradumbass: "Dude, I think we might be about to get hit with a piano."

Simplicio: "No shit, Nostradumbass, RUN!!!"

by the pope June 8, 2004

OSURAL LEINAD

Latin for 'The Devil is my sanctuary'

phill is my sanctuary
mark is my sanctuary
tits is my sanctuary
pussy crack is my sanctuary
i like to fuck virgins on hill tops with a wooden spoon is my sanctuary

by The pope April 30, 2004

a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.

Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!

by the pope June 8, 2004

ebbutt

ebuto, the burger man

weird as fuck.no, really,really weird

by the pope March 25, 2003

bandy

thumb

thick as FUCK

by the pope March 25, 2003