19 definitions by THE OLD SCHOOLER

The picture below pretty much explains it.
That's one jeeper of a Creeper.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 8, 2018
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He is in arguably the gayest of all creatures. He's pink, he's a worm, and he likes to go up your butt.
I got a tapeworm from eating Chipotle.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 8, 2018
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He a cute doggo. So cute he steal yo girl.
bf: I love you girl- aww hell naw-why she leaving with that shiba inu?
gf: You're not floofy enough!
shiba: Doing you a seduce...
by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 5, 2018
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A place where lots of shitty definitions are accepted but some of my best ones are turned down.
Dude 1:Man, I was looking at some of those definitions people put on Urban Dictionary, and half of them were not even that funny.
Dude 2: I know right? Like half of my best ones weren't even accepted!
by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 19, 2017
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One of the most god awful hang outs of insufferable dick heads and autistic retards on the internet. Stupid ass comments are a common sight and arguments by wannabe intellectuals run rampant. You can't even watch a cute puppy video without finding an ugly racial discussion just a few margins down. No matter how benign your comment may be in a YouTube Comment Section, some body will reply with hate. Half of them can't even spell.
I was feeling a bit depressed over the fucked up state of the human condition lately, so to brighten my spirits, I watched a cute puppy vid. I was feeling happy again but then I made the mistake of scrolling down to that filthy YouTube Comment Section. An appalling slue of cyber jerk comments immediately assaulted my eyes. My faith in humanity is all but gone.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 19, 2017
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My little brother kept whacking me with one of those stupid Fidget Spinner things! I swear those things are the Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole!
by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 19, 2017
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