A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023
One of the most god awful hang outs of insufferable dick heads and autistic retards on the internet. Stupid ass comments are a common sight and arguments by wannabe intellectuals run rampant. You can't even watch a cute puppy video without finding an ugly racial discussion just a few margins down. No matter how benign your comment may be in a YouTube Comment Section, some body will reply with hate. Half of them can't even spell.
I was feeling a bit depressed over the fucked up state of the human condition lately, so to brighten my spirits, I watched a cute puppy vid. I was feeling happy again but then I made the mistake of scrolling down to that filthy YouTube Comment Section. An appalling slue of cyber jerk comments immediately assaulted my eyes. My faith in humanity is all but gone.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017
Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023
by THE OLD SCHOOLER May 11, 2018
Person1: Hey bro what's up? Person2: Nothing much- Oh shit! ! Person1: What? Carl: hahah! Person2: Carl just nape raped me! Person 1: Carl, WTF? Carl: HAHA!
by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 21, 2017
A very dirty dollar.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017
by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 31, 2018