Youtube Comment Section

One of the most god awful hang outs of insufferable dick heads and autistic retards on the internet. Stupid ass comments are a common sight and arguments by wannabe intellectuals run rampant. You can't even watch a cute puppy video without finding an ugly racial discussion just a few margins down. No matter how benign your comment may be in a YouTube Comment Section, some body will reply with hate. Half of them can't even spell.

I was feeling a bit depressed over the fucked up state of the human condition lately, so to brighten my spirits, I watched a cute puppy vid. I was feeling happy again but then I made the mistake of scrolling down to that filthy YouTube Comment Section. An appalling slue of cyber jerk comments immediately assaulted my eyes. My faith in humanity is all but gone.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 19, 2017

shiba

A fire type doggo. Well known to be good bois.

That's one thick shiba.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 01, 2018

Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.

What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 19, 2023

Creeper

The picture below pretty much explains it.

That's one jeeper of a Creeper.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 08, 2018

tapeworm

He is in arguably the gayest of all creatures. He's pink, he's a worm, and he likes to go up your butt.

I got a tapeworm from eating Chipotle.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 08, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A place where lots of shitty definitions are accepted but some of my best ones are turned down.

Dude 1:Man, I was looking at some of those definitions people put on Urban Dictionary, and half of them were not even that funny.
Dude 2: I know right? Like half of my best ones weren't even accepted!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 19, 2017

Thanksgiving

A holiday to celebrate everything we're grateful for. Like killing off the majority of a once great people and turning their beautiful continent into a shopping mall. After eating one hella big meal, we get drunk and head over to the local mall for black Friday. That's where we cut off a five year old girl's arm to get to the doll that she was reaching for. Sodomizing a big bird with some bread crumbs is a dinner staple.

Bob: Happy Thanksgiving my dude!
Jake: Thanks man, but I still feel like I ain't got shit to be grateful for.
Native guy: I literally don't have running water at my house.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 22, 2018