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by The muffin man October 30, 2003
Get the cream cheese farm mug.A Frosted Muffin: When a man ejaculates into either a woman's vagina and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his semen own out of the crevasse into which he originally placed it.
Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.
Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
by The Muffin Man April 29, 2004
Get the Frosted Muffin mug.A verb. When someone hits a bong, holds in the smoke then rips a beer bong and exhales the weed smoke. Invented at Dorsey's house in the late 1990's.
Dorsey, "Damn Stanger that's your 4th Bong Buster this hour."
Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006
Get the Bong Buster mug.A noun. A word referring to either a the monetary value of ten dollars, or 10 dollars worth of weed (depending on the quality of weed). Was widely introduced into common slang originally in Chicago in the late 1970’s early 1980’s.
Big Dawg, "Hey zJoe let me hold onto a Sawbuck until I get back on my feet."
zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."
zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."
by The Muffin Man June 11, 2006
Get the Sawbuck mug.Ejaculatories: a noun.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.
She swallowed every last bit of his ejaculatories.
Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.
Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
Get the Ejaculatories mug.When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012
Get the red velvet mug.A noun. Refers to the ridiculous haircut that is ever so popular among the "emo" culture. Where you have very long bangs and you comb it over in the front. Usually dyed black. Common side effects are depression. The name is derived from genre emo and the haircut the combover.
Normie, "Wow you look like such a faggot with your emover."
Emo, "Don’t hate me because I make myself depressed. I’m going home to kill myself.”
Emo Clone, “Now look what you did. You made his mascara run.”
Normie, "I pray for his success."
Emo, "Don’t hate me because I make myself depressed. I’m going home to kill myself.”
Emo Clone, “Now look what you did. You made his mascara run.”
Normie, "I pray for his success."
by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006
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