THE CLIT COMMANDER's definitions

masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Vote for the clit commander. and may the clit live on

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

camel toe

When a womens clothes are to tight and you can acutally see the pussy crater.

Damn!!! I can see your camel toe

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Mad cow

When you don't treat a cow right. Meaning you don't yank on its tits.

Go yank on that mad cow's tits

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

balagna

This word is meant for anything. You can use it anytime and as any word.

What the balagna! Meaning...What the fuck.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

flack

When you get bitch slapped

Im gonna flack my ball sack in your eye.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003