THE CLIT COMMANDER's definitions

camel toe

When a womens clothes are to tight and you can acutally see the pussy crater.

Damn!!! I can see your camel toe

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

ass parlor

a whore house, or a place where all the women got back

I think I might take me a trip to the ass parlor cause Im looking to get busy.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

kelp

it is a shit

look at that kelp

by the clit commander April 11, 2003

chrome dome

Your fuckin head.

Im goin to crack your fuckin chrome dome.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

squasm

A squriel possum that only comes out at night and eats children.

AhHHhh! I was attacked by a squasm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

shaboynka

another word for the male penis

dude my shaboynka is hella big

by the clit commander April 10, 2003