19 definitions by THE CAPTAIN

beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

by THE CAPTAIN March 13, 2005

Snowy Toothbrush

When you jiz on someones toothbrush and the person uses it without knowing.

I just gave Scion Face a Snowy Toothbrush

by THE CAPTAIN January 25, 2005

dike

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.

by THE CAPTAIN January 12, 2005

alienjack

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.

"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"

by THE CAPTAIN September 30, 2003

ripped

fucking a girl hardcore until she rips

"wow, I ripped the shit out of that girl last night"
"Sean and Ryan love ripping girls!"

by THE CAPTAIN February 9, 2005

king of sleaze

(KOS) he or she who exhibits a supreme amount of sleaze; sleazier than all other human beings.

Danish is the king of sleaze

by THE CAPTAIN December 5, 2003

scrotal highway

A route seldom traveled.

US Highway 69.

Intersects with the Bungchute expressway.

She drove on down the old scrotal highway, but really ran out of steam when it came to the ballsack turnpike

by THE CAPTAIN December 21, 2003