TED's definitions

whizzle

a white nizzle

by ted May 23, 2003

Yes Mate

A song

"Yes mate"

by Ted May 4, 2003

cognizize

to understand and pass on that understanding

Ted cognizized the knowledge to Mckay

by ted April 21, 2005

Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face

bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..

by Ted April 7, 2005

moneyobie

A legendary being whose presence is said to affect a vertiginous sickness.

moneyobie sucks. --Shakespeare

by ted April 6, 2004

mo

a skinny piece of garbage who cannot get laid, see also rapist or stalker.

The mo could not get laid so he stalked and then raped a girl.

by ted June 13, 2003

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

by Ted April 9, 2005