ramz

Some Phaaaaat Assssss rims

Yo homey G Mack-a-daddy pop, i got me some 400 inch raaaaaamz!

by ted November 26, 2004

fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 04, 2004

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

by Ted April 09, 2005

LUD4

LuDa5525: ballsack

LuDa5525: ballsack

by Ted September 18, 2003

Spongebobbist

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic

"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"

by Ted December 02, 2003

yu wang

A fat ugly beast who squirts and is uptight about everything. Uses baby talk to communicate desires. Created from pure evil and can only be destroyed in an icy tundra. Often referred to simply as "The Wang."

Yu Wang is sucks.
The Wang sucks grits.

by ted January 21, 2004

brushyourhair

bitches like to use the phrase "brush your hair"

Mary, the bitch told her kids to brush their hair

by ted January 11, 2003