TED's definitions

moneyobie

A legendary being whose presence is said to affect a vertiginous sickness.

moneyobie sucks. --Shakespeare

by ted April 6, 2004

Greek Cow Stomach

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.

I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous

by Ted March 12, 2003

Yes Mate

A song

"Yes mate"

by Ted May 4, 2003

Yu

a very confusing name but very cool at the same time

hey Yu, i mean yu, not you john.

by ted August 14, 2004

malicious

when some thing is so wickedly awsome you can't help to cry because of its super hilarious content. most of the time the content is rude or disgracful to someone else.

Dude that email to kim was so malicious she shot herself.

by ted May 13, 2005

fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 4, 2004

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

by Ted April 9, 2005