by ted August 14, 2004
by ted September 23, 2003
Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.
by Ted March 12, 2003
A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.
by ted December 08, 2004
man i was walkin through the shoe store and in the process of headin to the restroom,i got a nice Bingo from this Milf in the athletic section!
by Ted April 06, 2005
when some thing is so wickedly awsome you can't help to cry because of its super hilarious content. most of the time the content is rude or disgracful to someone else.
by ted May 13, 2005
Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.
by Ted April 17, 2006