TANK's definitions

loppy

97 Honda accord with ground effects.

Jakes car is loppy.

by Tank April 29, 2003

Chocolate 120

A person who pays a black stripper $120 for a sexual favor, namely a handjob.

He came out of the club a Chocolate 120.

by Tank October 24, 2004

Act the jap

To do something very annoying, stupid, etc. See also Sar

Dude, quit acting the jap, it was YOUR goddam fault the bong spilled.

by Tank October 10, 2003

fartmachine

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

by tank December 13, 2004

Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 26, 2009

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by Tank February 19, 2003

fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

by Tank November 14, 2003