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Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?
Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.
Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
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Generic
Universal
Role
Play
System
A still popular basis for RPG games and many Tabletop games, which uses a variety of formulas and principles that can be modified.
Generic
Universal
Role
Play
System
A still popular basis for RPG games and many Tabletop games, which uses a variety of formulas and principles that can be modified.
Jacob: Most RPG systems use a modified GURPS system, or roughly one close to GURPS, so I understand the equations and level of randomness sometimes.
Dave: THESE RANDOM FUCKING NUMBERS AND DICE ROLLS ARE BULLSHIT WTF
Dave: THESE RANDOM FUCKING NUMBERS AND DICE ROLLS ARE BULLSHIT WTF
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
Get the GURPS mug.The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”
Use a mouse you asshole
Use a mouse you asshole
Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.
Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025
Get the Keyboard Nipple mug.A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.
Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.
Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.
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TERRIBLE
HERPES
EXPLOSION
Used to describe an outbreak of Herpes in a specific area or group of people.
TERRIBLE
HERPES
EXPLOSION
Used to describe an outbreak of Herpes in a specific area or group of people.
BREAKING NEWS: Officials say that McGuffin County has had a large outbreak of Herpes, we have Jack on the scene now.
Jack: Yes, it appears we have a terrible T.H.E., as the doctors put it…
Jack: Yes, it appears we have a terrible T.H.E., as the doctors put it…
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
Get the T.H.E. mug.An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.
Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?
Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?
Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
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