A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.
Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.
Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
Get the Romanian Showermug. Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
Get the Driving Femalemug. You have a fat chick eat a ton of spicy food, and when she farts she does it through a connected funnel that goes to your mouth.
You inhale it all, nuff said.
You inhale it all, nuff said.
Gianna: I cant believe he let me do that to him!
Riah: Dont tell me he’s into feet or something…
Gianna: No, he’s got a fart fetish, so I turned him into my personal Propane Breather.
Riah: Dont tell me he’s into feet or something…
Gianna: No, he’s got a fart fetish, so I turned him into my personal Propane Breather.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
Get the Propane Breathermug. An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.
Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?
Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?
Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
Get the Coin Clam Jammug. An acronym that stands for:
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Role
Play
System
A still popular basis for RPG games and many Tabletop games, which uses a variety of formulas and principles that can be modified.
Generic
Universal
Role
Play
System
A still popular basis for RPG games and many Tabletop games, which uses a variety of formulas and principles that can be modified.
Jacob: Most RPG systems use a modified GURPS system, or roughly one close to GURPS, so I understand the equations and level of randomness sometimes.
Dave: THESE RANDOM FUCKING NUMBERS AND DICE ROLLS ARE BULLSHIT WTF
Dave: THESE RANDOM FUCKING NUMBERS AND DICE ROLLS ARE BULLSHIT WTF
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
Get the GURPSmug. The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”
Use a mouse you asshole
Use a mouse you asshole
Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.
Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025
Get the Keyboard Nipplemug. Doing everything and anything to give an epileptic person a severe epilepsy in retaliation for whatever they do to you.
Jennifer: So then then Thor kills Thanos and-
Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!
Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*
Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!
Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
Get the Lightswitchedmug.