T.H.E. J's definitions

Propane Breather

You have a fat chick eat a ton of spicy food, and when she farts she does it through a connected funnel that goes to your mouth.
You inhale it all, nuff said.

Gianna: I cant believe he let me do that to him!

Riah: Dont tell me he’s into feet or something…

Gianna: No, he’s got a fart fetish, so I turned him into my personal Propane Breather.

by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

T.H.E.

This is an acronym that stands for:

TERRIBLE
HERPES

EXPLOSION

Used to describe an outbreak of Herpes in a specific area or group of people.

BREAKING NEWS: Officials say that McGuffin County has had a large outbreak of Herpes, we have Jack on the scene now.

Jack: Yes, it appears we have a terrible T.H.E., as the doctors put it…

by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

Romanian Shower

A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.

Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.

The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

GURPS

An acronym that stands for:
Generic
Universal
Role
Play
System

A still popular basis for RPG games and many Tabletop games, which uses a variety of formulas and principles that can be modified.

Jacob: Most RPG systems use a modified GURPS system, or roughly one close to GURPS, so I understand the equations and level of randomness sometimes.

Dave: THESE RANDOM FUCKING NUMBERS AND DICE ROLLS ARE BULLSHIT WTF

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Coin Clam Jam

An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.

Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.

Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?

Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.

by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

Driving Female

Driving under the influence of high estrogen, perfume, anorexia, and nagging.

Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025