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An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.
Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?
Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?
Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
Get the Coin Clam Jam mug.Jim: Dude the girl you hooked me up with was crazy!
David: You liked her?
Jim: Yeah dude! She even did the old Hot Dog Roller on me, she must’ve learned it from you.
David: You liked her?
Jim: Yeah dude! She even did the old Hot Dog Roller on me, she must’ve learned it from you.
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You inhale it all, nuff said.
You inhale it all, nuff said.
Gianna: I cant believe he let me do that to him!
Riah: Dont tell me he’s into feet or something…
Gianna: No, he’s got a fart fetish, so I turned him into my personal Propane Breather.
Riah: Dont tell me he’s into feet or something…
Gianna: No, he’s got a fart fetish, so I turned him into my personal Propane Breather.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
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TERRIBLE
HERPES
EXPLOSION
Used to describe an outbreak of Herpes in a specific area or group of people.
TERRIBLE
HERPES
EXPLOSION
Used to describe an outbreak of Herpes in a specific area or group of people.
BREAKING NEWS: Officials say that McGuffin County has had a large outbreak of Herpes, we have Jack on the scene now.
Jack: Yes, it appears we have a terrible T.H.E., as the doctors put it…
Jack: Yes, it appears we have a terrible T.H.E., as the doctors put it…
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
Get the T.H.E. mug.Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?
Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.
Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
Get the Chairing mug.Doing everything and anything to give an epileptic person a severe epilepsy in retaliation for whatever they do to you.
Jennifer: So then then Thor kills Thanos and-
Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!
Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*
Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!
Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*
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Get the Lightswitched mug.The color code of RGB 000 is that of the color black; Used to describe a very black person both literally and suggestively.
Wesley: Im so sick of this town! Its fucking garbage!
Mike: Yeah, ever since the RGB “000” People moved in, it got worse and worse.
Wesley: The usual suspects, of course they did.
Mike: Yeah, ever since the RGB “000” People moved in, it got worse and worse.
Wesley: The usual suspects, of course they did.
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