Definitions by T.H.E. J
Keyboard Nipple
The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”
Use a mouse you asshole
Use a mouse you asshole
Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.
Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
Keyboard Nipple by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025
Romanian Shower
A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.
Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.
Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.
Romanian Shower by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
Driving Female
Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!
Driving Female by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
GURPS
An acronym that stands for:
Generic
Universal
Role
Play
System
A still popular basis for RPG games and many Tabletop games, which uses a variety of formulas and principles that can be modified.
Generic
Universal
Role
Play
System
A still popular basis for RPG games and many Tabletop games, which uses a variety of formulas and principles that can be modified.
RGB “000” People
The color code of RGB 000 is that of the color black; Used to describe a very black person both literally and suggestively.
Wesley: Im so sick of this town! Its fucking garbage!
Mike: Yeah, ever since the RGB “000” People moved in, it got worse and worse.
Wesley: The usual suspects, of course they did.
Mike: Yeah, ever since the RGB “000” People moved in, it got worse and worse.
Wesley: The usual suspects, of course they did.
RGB “000” People by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
Lightswitched
Doing everything and anything to give an epileptic person a severe epilepsy in retaliation for whatever they do to you.
Jennifer: So then then Thor kills Thanos and-
Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!
Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*
Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!
Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*
Lightswitched by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025