Definitions by T-Dog Jenkins

smokies 

plural of smokey (a smokey being an officer of the law).

Them smokies got them ears on.

smokies by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

Texas Bubble Gum Machine 

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

Texas Bubble Gum Machine by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

matador 

to lose credibility. related to the once superb label outta Jersey that now sucks shit.

Damn, Yep Roc got totally matadored.

matador by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

smear the queer 

Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.

It's Fifth Grade, Let's play Smear the Queer!

smear the queer by T-Dog jenkins February 20, 2005

Old North End 

Neighborhood in Burlington full of Ducharmes.

Boy, NASCAR sure is popular in the Old North End.

Old North End by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005

Westmount

the wealthy neighborhood in Montreal populated primarily by Anglos. It is full of WASP arrogance and when the revolution comes, the Joual will wipe them all out!

Quebec would be better without all the English speakers in Westmount.

Westmount by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005

Gatorade 

Thirstaide, for that deep down body thirst.

I urinate in my gatorade bottles when i finish them. I help the universe.

Gatorade by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005