shinny

a game popularized on blustery Saturday afternoons on the ponds of Laval. Shinny is a hockey-like game played with brooms, broken hockey sticks, and hunks of things that you can hit around till the bars open a midi.
un Joual: L'usine s'est fermée.
des autres Joual: Bon! nous avons plus de temps pour jouer à la shinny maintenant.
by T-Dog Jenkins June 28, 2004
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penis

common medical slang for cock.
Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!
by T-Dog Jenkins March 08, 2005
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hayseed

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.
Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 17, 2005
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Pawtucket

1) (proper noun) a rundown milltown of 75,000 in Rhode Island populated by Roughnecks and Joeys.
2) (verb) to get sent down to the minors. It refers to the Pawtucket Red Sox, the AAA affiliate of the team in Boston.
Man, If Timlin doesn't shape up, Theo's going to have to Pawtucket his ass down to, well, Pawtucket.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 01, 2005
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linthead

a derogatory term for an employee of a textile mill, particularly in the Hill Country of the American South. The term came into usage in the early twentieth century. Lintheads were and are primarily white southerners that are either the progeny of or themselves tenant farmers.
The foreman tries to make you feel badly about being a linthead. Don't be. Your spot in heaven is secure; they should be the one worrying.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 19, 2005
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lint head

derogatory term for someone who works in a cotton mill.
If you don't get that GED, you gonna be a lint head your whole life. Wait, nevermind.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005
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Oatmeal

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!
by T-Dog Jenkins June 13, 2004
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