Definitions by T-Dog Jenkins
Michaelmas
Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.
Michaelmas by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
Vegan Whopper
Vegan Whopper by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
linthead
a derogatory term for an employee of a textile mill, particularly in the Hill Country of the American South. The term came into usage in the early twentieth century. Lintheads were and are primarily white southerners that are either the progeny of or themselves tenant farmers.
The foreman tries to make you feel badly about being a linthead. Don't be. Your spot in heaven is secure; they should be the one worrying.
linthead by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2005
TH White
A great English novelist, most widely renowned for his classic "The Once and Future King." That bitch JK Rowling has ripped him off to such an end that plagiarism charges should be brought up against her.
White went to Cambridge, where he is well known for trying to dick Tolkein. JRR had nothing of it.
White went to Cambridge, where he is well known for trying to dick Tolkein. JRR had nothing of it.
TH White by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005
hayseed
derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.
hayseed by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005
Bocephus
common nickname for Hank Williams Jr. Hank got the nickname from his famous father, who looked in the cradle and just called him "Bocephus." Bocephus is a common phrase airbrushed on 1984 Ford F-150s.
Bocephus by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005
Hash
Hash by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005