I'll be switched

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement
Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?
by T-Dog Jenkins August 03, 2005
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topping off

(v.) to add additional gasoline to the gas tank even though the gas tank container is full. People do it to get the most bang for their buck, to have more gas in their car. This action can be dangerous and it is prohibited by most gas stations. Most gas station attendants do it anyway to sell more petroleum.
"No topping Off at my station" says the automotive saftey expert.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 01, 2005
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y'alls

the extra plural form of y'all. Refers to at least ten people.
Y'alls in the same family? Well, I'll be switched!
by T-Dog Jenkins August 03, 2005
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TH White

A great English novelist, most widely renowned for his classic "The Once and Future King." That bitch JK Rowling has ripped him off to such an end that plagiarism charges should be brought up against her.
White went to Cambridge, where he is well known for trying to dick Tolkein. JRR had nothing of it.
TH White is a novelist. He is dead.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005
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silver bullet

a suppository, specifically a glycerin suppository produced by either Fleet or Dulcolax. The silver bullet is approximately two inches long and cone shaped. The constipant should insert the silver bullet in his/her rectum with the flat side out.
Rufus: I can't poop.
Rufus' Mom: Lemme get a silver bullet.
Rufus: No silver bullet!
by T-Dog Jenkins June 03, 2007
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Portman

(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
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potbelly

1) a heavy, wood stove popular in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
2) an insult, in reference to someone with a large stomach.
My cousin eats too many burgers; you can tell this from his potbelly.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005
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