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Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methune is a fucking shithole.
by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004
mugGet the Methunemug.

shinny

a game popularized on blustery Saturday afternoons on the ponds of Laval. Shinny is a hockey-like game played with brooms, broken hockey sticks, and hunks of things that you can hit around till the bars open a midi.
un Joual: L'usine s'est fermée.
des autres Joual: Bon! nous avons plus de temps pour jouer à la shinny maintenant.
by T-Dog Jenkins June 27, 2004
mugGet the shinnymug.

Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.
Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005
mugGet the Columbusmug.

autolux

(v.) to leave a friend in need in the lurch because you have tickets to a concert, particularly one at Higher Ground.
Damn, I got autoluxed again. My car broke down, but no one picked me up because Sunny Day Real Estate reunited.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 3, 2005
mugGet the autoluxmug.

birkenstocks

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.
by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005
mugGet the birkenstocksmug.

cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005
mugGet the cabbage nightmug.

Beardcore

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.
Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 6, 2005
mugGet the Beardcoremug.

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