T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Vegan Whopper

A hearty dish now served with Ketchum.

Excuse me, waiter, my vegan whopper has a unibrow.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.

Cabbage Night is fun.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005

birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Moose

former Dallas Cowboy fullback Daryl Johnston's nickname. He was a big, powerful lead blocker.

Moose was always knocking the 49ers around in the NFC title game.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005

buscuits

i love buscuits. they are my favorite food. they crumble up into your stew like nothing else. after a long day of foraging, there is nothing better than to come home to the smell of buscuits.

I love buscuits. They are my favorite food. a good old boy loves nothing more than buscuits and male prostitution.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

s'mores

the plural of s'more. It means that there is s'more chocolate, s'more marshmellow, and s'more graham crackers.

Joey Butafucco is a dago who puts red sauce on his s'mores

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Duscharm

a poor piece of white trash from
1-(n.) Northwestern Vermont who smokes GPCs, wears a NASCAR jacket with every advertisement highlighted, can't read, beats their kids, gets pregnant once their parts start to itch, and enjoys the coasters at the Champlain Valley Fair every August. They have a shelflife of about 40 years.
2- A common last name among Duscharms (see definition 1).

Hey Duscharm, watch this?
(As a Duscharm jumps to death from the top of the elementary school he dropped out of at age 17)

by T-Dog Jenkins April 30, 2004