T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

potbelly

1) a heavy, wood stove popular in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
2) an insult, in reference to someone with a large stomach.

My cousin eats too many burgers; you can tell this from his potbelly.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

I'll be switched

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement

Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?

by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

Video Pigeon

Andy Baron's sideproject that can't play Nectars anymore because he stole all the urinal cakes.

Andy Baron usually puts out slutty hooks with Dr. Hook, not video pigeon.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 22, 2004

hayseed

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.

Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

Portman

(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."

Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

stew

(n.) buscuit dip. indigenous to crockpots.

i sure love that stew. It makes them buscuits even better.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

hooky

ditching school, when you are a minor.

Huck, let's play hooky and go fishing.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 8, 2005