T Hizzle's definitions

mean

Adjective used to describe the breakfast a satisfied partner prepares after a night of excellent sex.

I fucked her wild and she made some mean eggs in the morning.

by T Hizzle April 21, 2005

Devil's Advocate

This awesome movie where Al Pacino plays the Devil and owns everybody in New York City, but more importantly is taking his gangster roles in Scarface and The Godfather to a greater level of sophistication.

Holy shit! Al Pacino is so cool and bad ass, he was cast as fucking Satan.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

Oaktown

Oakland, Cali., a city in the East Bay where the most important procedure when driving through the ghetto is to lock your door and roll up the windows at all times. If you do not comply with this procedure, you will very likely get jacked, shot, burned, or all three.

We're in Oaktown. Quick, put your money and weed up your ass.

by T Hizzle April 7, 2005

deadbeat

A term used to describe a suspension of blood flow to the penis, in which case its erection has diminished and is no longer worth jerking off. This tends to occur when one deviates from the sexual trance.

When the mind begins to wander, the little brain fails to take responsibility for its own, and becomes a deadbeat.

by T Hizzle April 10, 2005

comeuppance

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

by T Hizzle March 28, 2005

rock bottom

Corrupted lifestyle that is usually caused by poor life choices or a string of misfortune.

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you've have had it up to here
'Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
That's Rock Bottom

-Eminem (Album: The Slim Shady LP)

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

angle

1) A plan or way of doing something, esp. making a good sales pitch, implying that the person knows exactly what he or she is doing or saying.

2) The way a guy might spell the word "angel" as in reference to his girlfriend, letting his fellas know that the girl is being handled with care.

Garage sale, huh? What's your angle?

I'm out having breakfast with my angle, Heather.

by T Hizzle April 16, 2005