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IRL

Quirky Internet shorty for In Real Love, often used by naïve Internet hoes.
omg i think i'm irl w/ craig ^^ ;)
by T Hizzle April 6, 2005
mugGet the IRLmug.

served

A hyped word that has been used at an increasingly appalling rate ever since that stupid movie "You Got Served" came out (and South Park made fun of it), giving cultureless and frequently rejected Internet geeks a relatively attractive cliché to dwell on for the next few months or so.
People use the word "served" in a pointless attempt to convince others that they are capable of staying aware of and using current buzz words.
by T Hizzle April 15, 2005
mugGet the servedmug.

shit shovel

A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).
I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.
by T Hizzle April 3, 2005
mugGet the shit shovelmug.

next

What you say to anything so idiotic and appalling that it should be ignored and forgotten, even if it's simply something you would rather not hear.
Phil: I just got done taking a piss...

Josh: Next.
by T Hizzle May 24, 2005
mugGet the nextmug.

computer

Man's famous tool for emulating God.
You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.
by T Hizzle June 1, 2005
mugGet the computermug.

Satan

Such A Terrifically Anal Neighbor

The type of residential neighbor that occasionally makes small demands in a patronizing passive-aggressive tone that causes insigificant violations of his or her property seem like it should be your personal responsibility to prevent.
Would you mind telling your visitors not to park so close to my driveway? Thanks.

Bite me, Satan.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
mugGet the Satanmug.

kill

Slang term that is heard commonly all over California, and is used in the smoking community to describe marijuana that is very physically dense and extremely potent.
Even a ten sack of that kill is enough to pass around and get you faded.
by T Hizzle February 18, 2007
mugGet the killmug.

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