Uncle Jesse

A bearded racist from the backwoods of Georgia who guzzled Daisy's huckleberry pies like it ain't no thing. He was played by Denver Pyle, the father of John Stamos. Denver Pyle died a while ago; he died of lung cancer. It probably sucked. He was from Methune, Massachusetts

Denver Pyle? You mean Mr. Methune?

by T Dog Jenkins June 11, 2004

Jicks

a member of Stephen Malkmus' back-up band.

Hey look, he's in Malkmus' shitty new band. What a Jick!

by T Dog Jenkins July 25, 2004

Ricer

It is like Tom Wopat

In my daydream, I married Tom Wopat

by T Dog Jenkins June 11, 2004

Ten High

a high-quality teething whiskey

Randy: "Brandeen, Crystal keeps cryin bout them teefs"
Brandeen: "I gots some ten high, we're all set!"

by T Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Sulu

The Chinese Hahn Solo.

James T. Shatner: Sulu, what's the weather like?
Sulu: Tell Jabba I've got his money.
JTS: jambeetoolay
Sulu: (blasts him, "No Blasters! No Blasters! takes Luke, R2D2, C3PO, and Alec Guiness to "Alderon")

by T Dog Jenkins June 11, 2004

Alderon

Princess Leia's home planet

The Jedi Triumverate of Indiana Jones, Jones Juice, and Dr. Benjamin Spock decided to blow the fucking planet for 2 reasons: 1) the fuck of it 2) They were way to Red Bellied Warblers on it.

Grand Moff Tarquin has a big big big big big big big big fucking cock.

by T Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Sully

a big asshole on Degrassi.

Sully is a big asshole on Degrassi.

by T Dog Jenkins June 11, 2004