T Dog Jenkins's definitions

yinkee

the name of the new baseball team in Washington.

The Yinkees beat the Yankees 4-2!

by T Dog Jenkins December 14, 2004

Wade Boggs

Former 3rd Baseman for the Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees, and Tampa Bay Devil Days.

Accumulated 3,000 career hits; had over 200 in 9 consecutive; drank 64 beers on a cross-country flight.

Wade Boggs drank 64 beers on a cross-country flight.

by T Dog Jenkins December 14, 2004

Jicks

a member of Stephen Malkmus' back-up band.

Hey look, he's in Malkmus' shitty new band. What a Jick!

by T Dog Jenkins July 25, 2004

Jay Z

there's never been a thug this good for this long

Pavement is a great band.

by T Dog Jenkins July 25, 2004

Alderon

Princess Leia's home planet

The Jedi Triumverate of Indiana Jones, Jones Juice, and Dr. Benjamin Spock decided to blow the fucking planet for 2 reasons: 1) the fuck of it 2) They were way to Red Bellied Warblers on it.

Grand Moff Tarquin has a big big big big big big big big fucking cock.

by T Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Ten High

a high-quality teething whiskey

Randy: "Brandeen, Crystal keeps cryin bout them teefs"
Brandeen: "I gots some ten high, we're all set!"

by T Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Sulu

The Chinese Hahn Solo.

James T. Shatner: Sulu, what's the weather like?
Sulu: Tell Jabba I've got his money.
JTS: jambeetoolay
Sulu: (blasts him, "No Blasters! No Blasters! takes Luke, R2D2, C3PO, and Alec Guiness to "Alderon")

by T Dog Jenkins June 11, 2004