Swivel mi timbers's definitions

meat buddy

A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.

Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.

by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023

blizzoring

Instead of vag to vag scissoring, this is butthole to butthole scissoring.

My wife wasn’t on the trip with me so my friend and I had to get into some blizzoring to get off before bed.

by Swivel mi timbers August 18, 2023

Fellsmere Wiener Swap

When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.

“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”

by Swivel mi timbers February 10, 2023

Dolphin holing

Occurs when you are sea sick and can’t keep anything down but have to stay awake all night. You then have a friend insert an adderall into your rectum, either lingually, manually, or with a Bridle Buddy.

Stan: “I can’t keep any food down but I don’t want to fall asleep”

Juan: “ it’s ok, I brought the Bridle Buddy, we can hook you up with dolphin holing”

by Swivel mi timbers September 12, 2021

Scupper flap

When a woman has unusually long but fairly narrow and fishy smelling labia minora. Not unlike the adipose flap of a golden tilefish.

Man, I went to go down on this girl last night and she had a scupper flap. The appearance didn’t bother me but the smell ruined the moment.

by Swivel mi timbers September 12, 2021

The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.

Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M

by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020

The 3-way swivel

A variation of the Spit Roast. Whilst one person is servicing 2 partners from both ends, the partners then, in sync with each other, spin the servicing member without removing themselves from said member. Best done when the fishing is slow on a boat, preferably with a woman under 110lbs.

Thank God we had Cindy on board. The fishing sucked but we were able to rig up The 3-way swivel. She got sea sick afterwards but it doesn’t matter because we got ours.

by Swivel mi timbers October 7, 2018