Swisswaffle56's definitions

Magazine

A covertly back out of a plan at the last minute.

Guy: hitting on a girl

Girl: My boyfriend is coming! Magazine! Magazine!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Urban Dictionary Editors

Basically the urban dictionary police, they'll see which one is more dickhead or no dickhead.

Friend 1: i'm bored, time to do a definition on urban dictionary.

Friend 2: Hey, i need u come down for a sec

Friend 1: *looking at the floor 🫤*

Friend 2: hey u good?

Friend 1: it's just because of these urban dictionary editors , i writed a definition normally, WITH NO swear words and they still shitted on my definition.

Friend 2: Probably they had enough you making definitions.

by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024

Yeat

Some mumble rapper talking in a different language
"i wen n painted the benz, i switched shi up, i wan it don by the dawn"

Guy 1: RIDING IN THAT BIG LIL ASS TONKA TRUCK!!!

Guy 2: what song are you listening to? sounds like a mumble assed rapper

Guy 1: producer yeat!!1!1!1 in tha HOUSE tonight in the tonka truck

by Swisswaffle56 February 14, 2024

Murder on my mind

Most fucked up released song when Melly didn't knew what was gonna happen after releasing that song.

"Cuz everytime we wake up in the morning i got murder on my mind, AK-47's, MAC-11's, glocks and nines"
Some true things he did in his lyrics of "Murder on my mind"

by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024

madloki

A malaysian-indonesian porn comic

Friend 1: dude i just got this awesome comic from shoppee!!
Friend 2: that is a madloki comic bro..

by Swisswaffle56 January 31, 2024

Justin Bieber

Blonde singer who loved being famous when he was young and now hated being famous

Guy 1: LOOK! Look! it's Justin Bieber!
Guy 2: Justin Bieber? Leave him alone, that guy don't wanna see us or his fans.

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Gih meh u mone

Drunk language term for "Give me your money" i like to call it Bapu.

Guy 3: EHHHHH!!! GIH MEH U MONE BOMBOCLOUT HELELLEEH KUMBABABA!!!

Guy 1: Here have some fine ass weed.

Guy 2: Billy, what did you give that drunken jamaican?

Guy 1: Sex pills.

by Swisswaffle56 February 19, 2024