seasoned penis

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices

"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

sex pistol

erect penis which is ready to fire some rounds

"hey baby get your cum dumpster over here so i can shoot it with my sex pistol"

by Swift December 13, 2003

soggy anus

anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process

"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003

bboy

Breaker Boy, male thats involved with breakdancing

crazy legz is one of the freshest Bboys in hip hop history.

by swift February 17, 2003

Ripe Nob

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe

"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Saggy Daddys

hot saggy balls that stick to your thighs

"my god i have saggy daddys today"

by Swift December 13, 2003

muss

to be mussley

to have lots of defined mussles

"man your muss brian"

"your calfs are mega muss caleb"

"your back isnt that muss A.R"

by Swift December 13, 2003