Definitions by SuperEboy

broke as bananas 

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

broke as bananas by SuperEboy December 24, 2012

bullshifting

The act of shifting a manual car to their highest gear and leaving it there regardless of how long it takes for the car to accelerate. The only time a bullshifter would shift down would be at the risk of stalling. Bullshifting is primarily a result of laziness.

Passenger: "Shouldn't you shift down? You're going freaking slow."
Driver: "Nah. I'm bullshifting."

bullshifting by supereboy November 27, 2012

fug 

A hug given by a ferret.

I could really use a fug right now..

fug by SuperEboy June 11, 2011

carbrohydrates 

A spin off of "carbohydrates," though these are usually eaten by bros. Additionally, they never are used in a negative context.

Bro 1: "Come on, dude, that thing is full of carbrohydrates!"

Bro 2: "Exactly. Now let me stuff my face, fool."

carbrohydrates by SuperEboy July 10, 2010

Mick Jager

A fabricated person used to represent Jagermeister. "Mick Jager" is more commonly used as a subtle way to offer Jagermeister as payment for something.

Hey, would you lawn the yard for me? I hear Mick Jager is in town.

Mick Jager by SuperEboy July 9, 2010