cape rape

The process of a costumed superhero/supervillian getting his/her ass whooped. This expression can be used regardless of whether or not the costume consists of a cape.

If Thor and Spiderman had to fight each other, Spiderman would get cape raped.

by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

loose salsa

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.

"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"

by supereboy February 04, 2021

pummelfest

1. A brief instance when a person aggressively strikes at individuals in a group of people (or continually strikes the same person)
2. To have multiple sessions of aggressive, borderline violent sex.

1. Once Freddy found out I stole his yellow crayon, I got my ass handed to me. It was quite a pummelfest until he tuckered out.

2. On Valentine's Day, I could hear George and Sally-May having a pummelfest next door. It went on for hours and I'm almost certain they broke their bed.

by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

carbrohydrates

A spin off of "carbohydrates," though these are usually eaten by bros. Additionally, they never are used in a negative context.

Bro 1: "Come on, dude, that thing is full of carbrohydrates!"

Bro 2: "Exactly. Now let me stuff my face, fool."

by SuperEboy July 10, 2010

hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

by supereboy February 04, 2021