1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement
2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!
2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
by Super Gerbil July 09, 2004
Get the holy shit mug.Derived from the word "mom" or "momma", it is used in reference to people who have a "Momma knows best" attitude in reference to people of differing cultures; social classes; beliefs; religions; ethics; sexualities; etc... Momites often try to either impose their way of life on others or condemn someone else's way of life.
Though they are often self-described as "open minded"; "liberal thinking" (though not necessarily Liberal in politics); and "free thinkers", they can at times be racist; bigoted; and lacking in an educated understanding of, and the reasons for, the wide range of cultural and social fields that exist in today's world.
Though they are often self-described as "open minded"; "liberal thinking" (though not necessarily Liberal in politics); and "free thinkers", they can at times be racist; bigoted; and lacking in an educated understanding of, and the reasons for, the wide range of cultural and social fields that exist in today's world.
Although Greg's hunting and farming has fed his family for generations, he is criticized by the momites from PETA who say that he needs to change his ways.
by Super Gerbil January 02, 2009
Get the Momite mug.Johnny showed up at the party with six 8 balls of meth. He kept one and shared it with everyone. His girlfirend took one and halved it with his brother. She then swiped a whole one for her friend. His depressed and jobless friend Bob then begged him out of one, he sold one to a guy who would pay him Thursday when he got a job, and he lost two in a poker bet. How bad is Johnny screwed?
by Super Gerbil September 07, 2003
Get the eight ball mug.1) Beautiful country full of rich culture and kind people.
2) Where my self serving, cheap skate in-laws keep their half million dollars to avoid paying U.S. taxes.
2) Where my self serving, cheap skate in-laws keep their half million dollars to avoid paying U.S. taxes.
My in-laws go to Mexico to get rich and live off of the poverty of the people while ignoring their own family in the states.
by Super Gerbil December 18, 2003
Get the mexico mug.A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.
Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.
Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004
Get the garden tool mug.The length of the pole which is sometimes used to touch unsightly or repugnant objects and/or people
Bubba: I wouldnt touch that girl with a 10 foot pole.
Fred: Youre right Bubba. 10 feet aint a big enough distance. Them cooties she's got can jump further than that.
Fred: Youre right Bubba. 10 feet aint a big enough distance. Them cooties she's got can jump further than that.
by Super Gerbil June 27, 2004
Get the 10 feet mug.1) A phrase often uttered by someone to their physically perfect girl/boy friend. Usually said to convey the idea that you enjoy them for their brains and intellect when the only thing you're really attracted to is their body and voracious sexual appetite.
2) A phrase often uttered by someone to their unattractive and/or extremely rich boy/girl friend. Often said to falsely lead the other partner into thinking that you like them for "who they are" and not for their money or voracious sexual appetite.
2) A phrase often uttered by someone to their unattractive and/or extremely rich boy/girl friend. Often said to falsely lead the other partner into thinking that you like them for "who they are" and not for their money or voracious sexual appetite.
1)Highly unintelligent beautiful woman: What do you see in me? I mean, your a rocket scientist and I'm just a cashier at McDonalds.
Remarkably Handsome Smart Guy: I like you for who you are darling.
2)Grotesquely Obese Diabetic Millionaire Man: What do you see in me? Im just a fat man who cant even fit in a car to take you out to dinner.
Gold Digging Woman: Awwww, dont say that. I like you for who you are.
Remarkably Handsome Smart Guy: I like you for who you are darling.
2)Grotesquely Obese Diabetic Millionaire Man: What do you see in me? Im just a fat man who cant even fit in a car to take you out to dinner.
Gold Digging Woman: Awwww, dont say that. I like you for who you are.
by Super Gerbil May 26, 2004
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