Super Gerbil's definitions

windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight

Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...

by Super Gerbil October 29, 2003

good lord

1. An expression of excitement, amazement, or bewilderment.

2. Casual name for the Abrahamic god

1. Good lord! There's a UFO landing in my driveway!

2. According to the minister, the Good Lord is always watching out for us.

by Super Gerbil July 16, 2004

ice tea

A drink which consists of brewed tea served over ice in tall glass. Sugar or lemon is often added to enhance flavor. Sometimes called "iced tea".

After Bob was through working in the hot sun, he poured himself a big glass of refreshing ice tea.

by Super Gerbil August 1, 2004

coke float

A cold drink/desert made by adding two or three scoops of ice cream (usually vanilla flavor) into a glass of Coca-Cola; more commonly made with root beer

This coke float sure does taste good on a hot summer day. Too bad we didnt have any root beer to make it with.

by Super Gerbil June 28, 2004

mexico

1) Beautiful country full of rich culture and kind people.

2) Where my self serving, cheap skate in-laws keep their half million dollars to avoid paying U.S. taxes.

My in-laws go to Mexico to get rich and live off of the poverty of the people while ignoring their own family in the states.

by Super Gerbil December 18, 2003

Momite

Derived from the word "mom" or "momma", it is used in reference to people who have a "Momma knows best" attitude in reference to people of differing cultures; social classes; beliefs; religions; ethics; sexualities; etc... Momites often try to either impose their way of life on others or condemn someone else's way of life.

Though they are often self-described as "open minded"; "liberal thinking" (though not necessarily Liberal in politics); and "free thinkers", they can at times be racist; bigoted; and lacking in an educated understanding of, and the reasons for, the wide range of cultural and social fields that exist in today's world.

Although Greg's hunting and farming has fed his family for generations, he is criticized by the momites from PETA who say that he needs to change his ways.

by Super Gerbil January 2, 2009

holy shit

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean

1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.

by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004