Definitions by Super Gerbil

good lord 

1. An expression of excitement, amazement, or bewilderment.

2. Casual name for the Abrahamic god

1. Good lord! There's a UFO landing in my driveway!

2. According to the minister, the Good Lord is always watching out for us.

good lord by Super Gerbil July 16, 2004

dreckly

A term meaning 'soon' or 'shortly'. Derived from the word "directly".

No, you dont need any candy! We're eatin' supper here dreckly.

dreckly by Super Gerbil July 16, 2004

nike defense 

A defense used on occasion in a court of law. Based on the assumption that if someone is wearing Nikes, they run at abnormally fast speeds, thus allowing them to indeed appear to be in two places at once.

State Attorney: You expect us to believe this alabi of being home at that hour when our records show you had just arrived in Dallas?

Defense Attorney: Nike defense! Nike defense! My client was wearing Nikes Your Honor.

nike defense by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004

tiger hand 

Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).

..Tiger hand claws paper, I win.

tiger hand by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004

dick head

Descriptive word used for someone (more often male) who is considered to be dishonest, mean, highly ignorant, and/or selfish. Term is often used to reference ex-boyfriends and/or husbands.

After he stole 10 dollars out of my purse and lied about having to work, Im beginning to learn why everybody says Bill is a dick head.

dick head by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

packing heat

To carry a firearm. Usually refers to the act of carrying a handgun.

Not many people know it, but sweet little old lady Smith is always packing heat.

packing heat by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

comb-over 

n. A method of attempting to hide baldness by using the remaining hairs on one side of the head to comb over and cover the top of the head.
adj. An insult to one's intelligence

In anticipation for his blind date this evening, Bob creates a comb-over with his thinning hair in hopes that his companion will be oblivious to his male pattern baldness.

comb-over by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004