Gogy Wufinmachene

Gogy Wufinmachene is a sarcastic nickname for George Washington.

Person: Gogy Wufinmachene is my favorite president.
Other person: Me too!

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

Crackers

A “derogatory” term founded by white supremacists, to seem like they’re oppressed, when they’re really not. This has backfired, as when most of the time when people use the term, they use it sarcastically or in a satire way.

White guy: *just there*
Person: crackers lul you rasicts!!!!!!!!!
White guy: *facepalm*

by Stupid Af June 23, 2021

shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body

Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?

by Stupid Af July 14, 2021

according to

According to me, this is what you say when you don't want anyone to hate you

Dream: According to YouTube statistics, only a small percentage of my viewers are ACTUALLY subscribed.
Fanbase: blah blah blah

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Massachusetts

The only state where its Antarctica in the winter and Africa in the summer.

Massachusetts weather is a curse but also a blessing.

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

No Lesbo

What lesbians say.

Girl 1: Hey.
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: I'm moving to San Fransisco with my girlfriend. Our house is gonna be full of beer, sports posters and references, we will fuck every night, and dress up as sports kids like the tomboys we are. No lesbo tho.
Girl 2: K.

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

BUY THE MUG

something urban dictionary wants u to get

Ben Dover: reading an urban dictionary definition..
Urban Dictionary: BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG NOW BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG FOR YOUR MARS STEPSISTER WHOS ACTUALLY YOUR FATHER WHOS YOUR BOYFRIENDS 69TH ANNIEVRSARY BUY THE MUG

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021