Stuart's definitions

the wiggles

A group of very gay australian men who seem to entertain the hell out of toddlers and infants. they wear bright, vibrant shirts and most likely butt fuck eachother allll niiiight looooong.

Those Wiggles are like crack for toddlers!

by Stuart April 17, 2005

Asshole

Incorrect or "American" spelling of "Arsehole"

A person that derives pleasure from actions that hurt other people either physically or mentally.

I can't believe that arsehole cut me off!

by Stuart December 22, 2003

Wanna take this to the Death Star?

That you wanna beat someone up with some sort of object like a crows bar or baseball bat

a guy calls you dumb ans you take out a crwo bar and beat him to death

by Stuart December 18, 2003

Pookie

a word used by an Irish actor in a soap called Glenroe. "Michael Lally"

He refers to mushrooms as Pookies

Those pookies are not good

by Stuart March 7, 2005

Fire-crotch

When a guy puts a drop of hot sauce on the tip of a condom before penetration.

"This Tobasco sauce will be perfect to give my girlfriend a fire-crotch."

by Stuart November 14, 2003

trouble shooting

Trying to find the source of a problem. Often associated with computer. Usually a pain in the arse.

I found this Microsoft trouble shooting manual, and now I think it would be more appropriate that I shoot myself.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

bang

1) A loud noise; similar to what a gun makes.
2) General get up and go.
3) Sex.

1. I didn't think much of the band until I saw the blood.
2. That car has a lot of bang.
3. I'd like to bang her!

by Stuart October 11, 2003