Stupy

Resident legend.

I decree thee Stupy; a fine member of society and worthy of much adoration.

by Stuart October 12, 2003

Australian Idol

a contradiction in terms. Classic example of an oxymoron.

Australian Idol. Act Naturally. Original Copies. Military Intelligence.

by Stuart May 07, 2005

dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

pigs

cops

those pigs arrested my brother last night for extortion!

by stuart April 08, 2003

dolled up

An expression used to refer to a female done up with make up, etc.

You are looking dolled up tonight - shall we shag now or shag later?

by Stuart October 31, 2003

compaq

a) a warning label affixed to boxes and merchandise, for sale. Similar, to the book of revelations in the bible... just condensed.

b) a proprietary computer where You can't replace anything on your own.. you can't hire anyone besides compaq to fix it.. as they can't get the parts...
Not even screws.

c) the source of 25% of all the scrap metal contained in landfills abroad.

Aw f*ck.. not another compaq.

by Stuart January 30, 2004

bang

1) A loud noise; similar to what a gun makes.
2) General get up and go.
3) Sex.

1. I didn't think much of the band until I saw the blood.
2. That car has a lot of bang.
3. I'd like to bang her!

by Stuart October 11, 2003