brattitude

Specifically the negative or immature demeanor, associated behaviors, silver-spoon fed, pompously inappropriate, childish, and rude mannerisms most commonly expressed by a rotten little sister who has somehow envisioned herself to be worthy of a position of power and sharp tongue, which she clearly has not earned. To act in a rude, disorderly, or otherwise unkind fashion towards an older brother or sister without cause, justification, or reason.
An older brother called his youngest sister whilst she was away at her freshman year of college just to say hello and see how things were going, however he could not spare the time of day to say hello and shoot the breeze, so instead of being friendly, the little sister copped a fierce brattitude, saying something with a dismissive and judgmental tone about how she had to go because it was time to eat dinner. Huh, I guess older brothers aren't worth a dime's worth of respect and friendliness for some unexplained reason.
by Stu Cherbourg February 20, 2011
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Irish Exit

When the handsomest man or. woman at a party up and decides the party is over for him or her, and leaves everybody wishing they had one last look. (all other definitions are racist and demeaning, mistakenly assigning drunkenness as the reason, but the Irish know we are much smarter than this, and we want always to leave them wanting more, and this is one way to know we’ll be missed.)
Ah, Patrick O’Hagan you handsome man, I was gonna kiss you, but alas, I missed my chance when you vanished without a trace, in Irish Exit once again.
by Stu Cherbourg August 25, 2019
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pornocheyneyed

the accidental shooting of your load into someone's face
DUDE #1: "Sally was getting me going orally, but I got overly stimulated and pornocheyneyed her before we actually did the deed."

DUDE #2: "So you are still a virgin?"

DUDE #1: "Yep."

DUDE #2: "You cockmo."
by Stu Cherbourg August 01, 2010
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halfrican

a half-white half-black person with a big dick and good credit
The other day I saw a halfrican pulled over on the side of the road, the cops had apparently called for black-up, but since he was only a halfrican, the black-up copper rode in on a motorcycle and everything was okay, I guess he had insurance, and his license plates weren't stolen.
by Stu Cherbourg May 10, 2009
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TUTF

Too Ugly To Fuck. Derivative of TDTF, major difference is that this time the blame isn't on you.
Tom met this wombat looking horny girl last night at the party. She hit him over the head with a big stick when he wasn't looking. Bad news, she was TUTF. Perhaps she should try slipping a viagra in his drink first next time.
by Stu Cherbourg June 03, 2010
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Donmt

In excruciating detail, an expression of the purity of the hatred of the iPhone keyboard.
Donmt do that, you are hurting my eyes with these typos. - These are not typos, they are intentionally left this way, as a reminder that once there was a thing called a Blackberry Keyboard with actual buttons instead of a dumb touchscreen, & this shit didnmt happen.
by Stu Cherbourg June 17, 2022
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JAUWG

<jaw-guh> J.ust A.nother U.nemployed W.hite G.uy - also JAWG, like DAWG, but for white guys, a term coined by Salvatore Paradise in his third book entitled "Danny Veit is a Piece of Sheit." Initially used to describe his second unemployed friend, now applicable to 11% of the population in this second American Great Depression
How's it hangin' JAUWG, find a job yet? No man, I applied to work at six flags, but all of the 40 year old JAUWGS got there first. What's an 18 year old JAUWG supposed to do for money these days? I donno man, have you tried asking your dad if you can work for him at his company JAUWG?
by Stu Cherbourg August 04, 2009
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