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ASS MAGAT

Anyone who spends their day licking, eating, munching, or cleaning the anus of the big orange cheeto Donald J. Trump, rather than to tell him the truth, or to correct him when he's made a mistake. These types can be identified by the orange cheeto dust around their lips, which is a remnant of their recent sphincter work.
Glenn Beck wiped the orange dust from around his lips onto his right sleeve and, like most ASS MAGATS, then went on to talk about the border wall and how prices are down, even though the only thing down is the stock market.
by Stu Cherbourg May 1, 2025
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pornocheyneyed

the accidental shooting of your load into someone's face
DUDE #1: "Sally was getting me going orally, but I got overly stimulated and pornocheyneyed her before we actually did the deed."

DUDE #2: "So you are still a virgin?"

DUDE #1: "Yep."

DUDE #2: "You cockmo."
by Stu Cherbourg August 1, 2010
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Irish Exit

When the handsomest man or. woman at a party up and decides the party is over for him or her, and leaves everybody wishing they had one last look. (all other definitions are racist and demeaning, mistakenly assigning drunkenness as the reason, but the Irish know we are much smarter than this, and we want always to leave them wanting more, and this is one way to know we’ll be missed.)
Ah, Patrick O’Hagan you handsome man, I was gonna kiss you, but alas, I missed my chance when you vanished without a trace, in Irish Exit once again.
by Stu Cherbourg August 25, 2019
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Conflictinator

A cog in the machine that eats the news and spits out mindless garbage designed to hide the actual news.
The conflictinator announced a shocking revalation on the flat screen today, "The corporation bought the farm today, American government will be a one party system from here on out."
by Stu Cherbourg November 16, 2010
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cartender

formerly known as a driver, the occupant of the front left seat in a Tesla, whose sole job is to pour drinks and bartend the self driving car
I called an Uber last night and the cartender poured me a swell Margarita.
by Stu Cherbourg June 10, 2020
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halfrican

a half-white half-black person with a big dick and good credit
The other day I saw a halfrican pulled over on the side of the road, the cops had apparently called for black-up, but since he was only a halfrican, the black-up copper rode in on a motorcycle and everything was okay, I guess he had insurance, and his license plates weren't stolen.
by Stu Cherbourg May 10, 2009
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dream dating

Dream dating is when you change your facebook relationship status in order to reflect a fictitious relationship with a famous person.
Facebook Status comment: "Yo Sergio! Congrats on your new relationship with Jasmin Huda! Dream dating news anchors is for champs! Best of luck man!"
by Stu Cherbourg May 3, 2011
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