Sag Muffin

An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama

Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!

by StrangeWords June 15, 2016

Starfluza

1. Overdosing on Starbucks
2. Shag Carpeting

1. I think I Starfluzad today.
2. Don't you like my Starfluza?

by StrangeWords April 24, 2017

Stapuut

A stapler that staples two staples simultaneously.

Oh dang, my stapler is a stapuut

by StrangeWords May 11, 2017

Fungldoo

A wipe that is no longer moist and is not capable of cleaning things such as ones butthole.

Oh man, the wipe I just pulled out is a fungldoo

by StrangeWords February 28, 2017

Vasheema

An attractive young woman who has to be tied to chains and thinks she can shapeshift into anything she wants.

Oh man, did you see that Vasheema that got loose today?

by StrangeWords March 01, 2017

Puffsus

1. An obese cow or cat
2. A woman with extremely long hair

1. My cat is such a puffsus
2. Rapunzel is such a puffsus

by StrangeWords April 24, 2017

Lafiggero

Someone who only has three fingers and/or toes.

I'm a Lafiggero

by StrangeWords May 14, 2017