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The most comfortable part of your bed, often slept in by your dog or cat without the human's permission.
Every night, I find my cat sleeping in my grave. I have to throw him off the bed so I can get some sleep!!
by Stop the Pendulum April 23, 2006
Get the Grave mug.Male: I'm the man. It's a man's world and you belong beneath me, bitch.
Female #1: Not so fast, mister. This is 2005 and women's equality is here to stay.
Female #2: Lady, you haven't gone far enough. Let's piss off this sexist pig big time. It's WTO, baby--women taking over!
Female #1: Not so fast, mister. This is 2005 and women's equality is here to stay.
Female #2: Lady, you haven't gone far enough. Let's piss off this sexist pig big time. It's WTO, baby--women taking over!
by Stop the Pendulum April 17, 2006
Get the WTO mug.An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.
Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!
by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006
Get the ladies first mug.1. To do something you don't want others to know about or what you shouldn't be doing, e.g., selling illicit drugs, assaulting others. A code phrase for being involved with some criminal activity.
2. To associate with people your friends and family regard as undesirable or beneath your dignity.
3. To take care of important business.
2. To associate with people your friends and family regard as undesirable or beneath your dignity.
3. To take care of important business.
1. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive because there are no jobs available.
2. I know my friends think my boyfriend's no good, but I'm doing what I gotta do.
3. I'm doing what I gotta do to get something to eat.
2. I know my friends think my boyfriend's no good, but I'm doing what I gotta do.
3. I'm doing what I gotta do to get something to eat.
by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006
Get the do what you gotta do mug.A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.
I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.
by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006
Get the shit gun mug.The unwritten law that dictates that a the wishes of an unmarried woman's or girl's female friends trump those of a men she wants to have a relationship with. This law exists to protect said woman from being roosterpecked or whipped and her boyfriend's a pig or a man slut.
Better known as ladies first and to hell with your boyfriend.
Better known as ladies first and to hell with your boyfriend.
Yo, lady, don't let that male chauvanist pig tell you what to do. He thinks you're just another piece of ass. After all, it's sisters before misters.
by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006
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