platonic pick up artist

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would

The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

fartknocker

A juvenile way to describe a person who penetrates an anus in sexual intercourse. A blend of 'fart' and 'knocking on the back door,' slang for proposing anal sex.

Jimmy: I know you want to butt-fuck the R.A.
Timmy: blushes I do not!
Jimmy: laughs Yeah, you do, you're such a fartknocker.

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

roflcopter

Slang for methoxetamine, a powerful dissociative drug. Taken from the slang ROFLCOPTER, "Rolling On Floor Laughing, Cannot Operate Properly Til Eyes Readjust", an reference to methoxetamine's intoxicating effects

My mates did some roflcopter before the banger show and spun around in circles while dancing to the music

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

metocin

Metocin (4-hydroxy-N-methyl-N-ethyltryptamine) is a psychedelic compound invented by Alexander Shulgin and described in his book TiHKaL. Its name comes from a mashing of 'methyl' and 'psilocin', the interchangeable analogue of psilocybin.

"Dude, this metocin is good medicine! Get it??" said the insufferable asshole who was tripping with me. "Yes, you're very clever," I said, "now will you let me enjoy this metocin trip without your snark?"

by Stoned Faux August 23, 2017

robotrip

Using the drug dextromethorphan (DXM) at high enough of a dose to induce an intoxicated state. Comes from the cough syrup brand Robotussin, which contains DXM. (robotripper, robotripping)

MC Chris's "The 'Tussin" is about robotripping, though in concert he discourages his audience from doing it.

by Stoned Faux October 16, 2018

dickmaze

1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze

2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves

Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!

by Stoned Faux October 10, 2018

afterburner

A joint smoked at the tail end of a dextromethorphan (DXM) drug trip to reintensify the effects

After robotripping at Sesame Place, me and Big Bird lit up an afterburner and watched the sunset melt in the sky 8-}-~

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018