Stingy Guts's definitions

diet bussy

Vagina

The let me up in them guts the other night, diet bussy, but atleast they wasn't stingy about it

by Stingy Guts March 14, 2024

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

Nibnose

A person physically incapable of minding their own business and not inserting themselves into any and everything else going on around them. Someone guaranteed to find their way into something that does not concern them.

See also nipshit or nibshit.

Even as I'm writing this definition, Brayden is coming over to check out what's going on. Such a nibnose, always sniffing about, thirsting for a whiff of bossage.

by Stingy Guts December 28, 2023

Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024

Dirty Side Of The Bed

When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.

You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.

by Stingy Guts October 2, 2023

Bossage

Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.

Bladyn is such a brown nose, he's hungry for that bossage, slupring up that boss sauce

by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023

Ass

The other vagina

Stingy guts wouldn't let me up they ass.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024