Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Originally used by Evil Kandee to express disbelief. Acronym for "Jesus Tapdancing Christ."
"Did you see that stripper land in the splits on that guys face? JTC!"
by Grokent February 22, 2005
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Occasionally when I meet a woman I know would be an excellent friend I ask myself the question " why me ? ", dry up and do not have an open conversation with her. I then find myself jtc and querying her background through very bad sources. Any men who stop to read this definition of jtc please take some good advice, learnt from hard experience, and always have open conversations with any new women who you feel may play a major role in your lives. It is very difficult to get a new friendship going a second time although being a persistent so and so I may yet succeed but for others please take the above advice to heart and do not follow my example.
by Stias August 15, 2005
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JTC is a shorten version of Jack Twists Cum. Jack Twist is a fictional character based off Jake Gyllenhaal gay character from the movie with the mountain. And cum is cum.
β€œHey, can I drink some of that JTC” or β€œThis taste like JTC” even β€œI’m craving some JTC” for it is a liquid
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by Tommy John April 01, 2019
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