Sung to the spider man theme jingle:
JTC, JTC
Been a bitch for eternity
Always right, never wrong
Singing an endless victim song
Look out! Here comes JTC.
Scheming
cunt, what the fuck
Smells
like the back of a garbage
truck
What you get, is not what you see
This months scam is to Ha-wai'i
That's right, leave it to JTC.