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nigger gram

Nigger Gram

This what a white boy will get when he buys pot from the black, dude on the corner he does not know,not his regular connection,one short gram.
An underweight gram,a light weight gram,short in the weight.
Did Cheech pick up some pot today?

Yea,But Dave was all out so he had to buy some from a dude on Hilltop.

Oh shit! Fucking Nigger gram!

Yeah well it's better than nothin'

Guess you right Man!
by Stewart Larkin August 26, 2006
mugGet the nigger grammug.

Crack top

This is the alternative name for the Hilltop district in Tacoma Washington. This area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.
Is that restaurant on North J street?

No, it's on South J street.

Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't

feel like having my car broken into when we go to the

restaurant.

Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.

Good I'm hungry!

Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!
by Stewart Larkin July 6, 2007
mugGet the Crack topmug.

tracks

A brand of shoe that used to be sold at old K-mart fall apart back in the day,the 70's and 80's. If one had these shoes your buddies would make fun of you because they were not cool like name brand shoes,Nike, Addias or what ever.These shoes were the type your parents bought you if they were cheap or on the welfare.
They had some cool styles,running type with green suede and yellow stripes.
K-Mart no longer sells these type of shoes,what a shame.

These shoes had their own school yard song.
Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime!
Hey man check out my new shoes!

Haw-Haw!Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime! Har-Har!!

Waaaaa?? Oh shut up you retard!

Nice Tracks K-Mart fall apart.
by Stewart Larkin July 7, 2007
mugGet the tracksmug.

Dork

A verb, to dork to have sexual relations with someone,usually a woman. Because you look stupid while you are doing the dirty deed.
I saw the blondie with the nice fat ass over by the bar and I really wanted to dork her big time.
by Stewart Larkin July 17, 2007
mugGet the Dorkmug.

Bort Simpsoy

This is the name of the Afghanistan version of Bart Simpson.
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!
What is on TV tonight?
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!

Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
mugGet the Bort Simpsoymug.

Fatmotherfucker!

What you yell out of your car window when you see a big fat lard ass dragging his hulking huge ass down the street or waiting for the loser cruiser to take him to his job at Mickey Dees or Taco Smell or Circle K.

You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.

Haw-Haw
Smell ya later
Lookit that fat fuck nut waiting for the bus, opens car window,yells out window
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"

Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......
by Stewart Larkin July 2, 2007
mugGet the Fatmotherfucker!mug.

boss hog

A boss hog is what one calls a very obese woman that bosses around her wimpy pussy whipped boy friend. The woman should be at least over 200 pounds.
Hey Morton wanna play poker tonight? No I don't think I can go tonight. Oh boss hog said no again. No shut up! No you shut up!
by Stewart Larkin July 17, 2007
mugGet the boss hogmug.

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