What you yell out of your car window when you see a big fat lard ass dragging his hulking huge ass down the street or waiting for the loser cruiser to take him to his job at Mickey Dees or Taco Smell or Circle K.
You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.
Haw-Haw
Smell ya later
You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.
Haw-Haw
Smell ya later
Lookit that fat fuck nut waiting for the bus, opens car window,yells out window
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"
Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"
Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......
by Stewart Larkin July 02, 2007

A bread Samich is a slice of cheap white bread folded in half. This is what you eat if you don't have any thing to place in the sandwich like regular folks with money do.
by Stewart Larkin July 12, 2007

A Ka-ka face is someone with a very ugly face,their face looks like shit. some one with a Ka-ka face is so ugly their mama had to tie a pork chop around their neck to get the pet dog to play with them. I'm talking ugly,scaring small children and animals. The face is not to different that a pile of steaming doggie crap,oh man a real mess,bleech. Kinda like Oprah or that fat lesbo Rosie or Sara Jessica Barker.
"You sure is ugly!"
"You sure is ugly!"
Did you see that new manager at the Burger King?
Oh yea I did.She put me off me food!
Well??
Forget it she is a real Ka-ka face her face looks like her neck just barfed,scary.Haloween came early this year dude man.
Oh Shit!
Look at that Ka-ka face standing over there oh my!
Oh yea I did.She put me off me food!
Well??
Forget it she is a real Ka-ka face her face looks like her neck just barfed,scary.Haloween came early this year dude man.
Oh Shit!
Look at that Ka-ka face standing over there oh my!
by Stewart Larkin July 05, 2007

adventuring
When one snoops around the offices and other private areas of a company one works at, this is done if you work the graveyard shift.You look around in areas that you could not if you worked in the day,there would be people working there and they would object.Mostly looking in peoples private offices for privileged info ect, this also includes looking in to private refrigerators to grab some sneaky snacks.
When one snoops around the offices and other private areas of a company one works at, this is done if you work the graveyard shift.You look around in areas that you could not if you worked in the day,there would be people working there and they would object.Mostly looking in peoples private offices for privileged info ect, this also includes looking in to private refrigerators to grab some sneaky snacks.
Setting: Graveyard shift at General Manufacturing.
Hey where is that dam Johnny I need him to take over for me while I go to the bathroom.
Oh Johnny is out adventuring in the supervisors office again.
Oh shit.
Johnny comes back, Hey assholes guess what I just found out!
What?
We gonna get laid off on April 1st!
I just saw the memo on Ms. Ironbottoms desk.
Oh fuck I just bought a new Skidoo!
Haw-Haw tough shit for you !
No more job for you!!!
Hey where is that dam Johnny I need him to take over for me while I go to the bathroom.
Oh Johnny is out adventuring in the supervisors office again.
Oh shit.
Johnny comes back, Hey assholes guess what I just found out!
What?
We gonna get laid off on April 1st!
I just saw the memo on Ms. Ironbottoms desk.
Oh fuck I just bought a new Skidoo!
Haw-Haw tough shit for you !
No more job for you!!!
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009

This is the name of the Afghanistan version of Bart Simpson.
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!
What is on TV tonight?
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!
Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!
Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009

A brand of shoe that used to be sold at old K-mart fall apart back in the day,the 70's and 80's. If one had these shoes your buddies would make fun of you because they were not cool like name brand shoes,Nike, Addias or what ever.These shoes were the type your parents bought you if they were cheap or on the welfare.
They had some cool styles,running type with green suede and yellow stripes.
K-Mart no longer sells these type of shoes,what a shame.
These shoes had their own school yard song.
Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime!
They had some cool styles,running type with green suede and yellow stripes.
K-Mart no longer sells these type of shoes,what a shame.
These shoes had their own school yard song.
Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime!
Hey man check out my new shoes!
Haw-Haw!Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime! Har-Har!!
Waaaaa?? Oh shut up you retard!
Nice Tracks K-Mart fall apart.
Haw-Haw!Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime! Har-Har!!
Waaaaa?? Oh shut up you retard!
Nice Tracks K-Mart fall apart.
by Stewart Larkin July 07, 2007

by Stewart Larkin August 27, 2006
