14 definitions by Stewart Larkin
A verb, to dork to have sexual relations with someone,usually a woman. Because you look stupid while you are doing the dirty deed.
by Stewart Larkin June 20, 2007
Home Funk is poor quality pot that one has grown them self. Not high tech growth, more like throw seeds in the dirt in your backyard type growth.
Home funk is the type of pot folks smoke and they do not get high at all.
Home funk is the type of pot folks smoke and they do not get high at all.
by Stewart Larkin August 13, 2006
smooth move Gilligan
This is what you say to someone who just did something terribly stupid and foolish,like the TV character Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island
Skippppper!!!
Oh little buddy!
The professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligan's Island.
This is what you say to someone who just did something terribly stupid and foolish,like the TV character Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island
Skippppper!!!
Oh little buddy!
The professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligan's Island.
Why are your clothes all torn and covered with monkey feces?
I slipped in a plie of monkey poop on my way to feed Mr.Peepers.
Oh smooth move Gilligan!
Ooh snap, you shit covered retard.
I slipped in a plie of monkey poop on my way to feed Mr.Peepers.
Oh smooth move Gilligan!
Ooh snap, you shit covered retard.
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
This is the name of the Afghanistan version of Bart Simpson.
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!
What is on TV tonight?
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!
Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!
Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
What you yell out of your car window when you see a big fat lard ass dragging his hulking huge ass down the street or waiting for the loser cruiser to take him to his job at Mickey Dees or Taco Smell or Circle K.
You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.
Haw-Haw
Smell ya later
You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.
Haw-Haw
Smell ya later
Lookit that fat fuck nut waiting for the bus, opens car window,yells out window
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"
Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"
Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......
by Stewart Larkin June 8, 2007
A brand of shoe that used to be sold at old K-mart fall apart back in the day,the 70's and 80's. If one had these shoes your buddies would make fun of you because they were not cool like name brand shoes,Nike, Addias or what ever.These shoes were the type your parents bought you if they were cheap or on the welfare.
They had some cool styles,running type with green suede and yellow stripes.
K-Mart no longer sells these type of shoes,what a shame.
These shoes had their own school yard song.
Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime!
They had some cool styles,running type with green suede and yellow stripes.
K-Mart no longer sells these type of shoes,what a shame.
These shoes had their own school yard song.
Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime!
Hey man check out my new shoes!
Haw-Haw!Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime! Har-Har!!
Waaaaa?? Oh shut up you retard!
Nice Tracks K-Mart fall apart.
Haw-Haw!Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime! Har-Har!!
Waaaaa?? Oh shut up you retard!
Nice Tracks K-Mart fall apart.
by Stewart Larkin June 12, 2007
Nigger Gram
This what a white boy will get when he buys pot from the black, dude on the corner he does not know,not his regular connection,one short gram.
An underweight gram,a light weight gram,short in the weight.
This what a white boy will get when he buys pot from the black, dude on the corner he does not know,not his regular connection,one short gram.
An underweight gram,a light weight gram,short in the weight.
Did Cheech pick up some pot today?
Yea,But Dave was all out so he had to buy some from a dude on Hilltop.
Oh shit! Fucking Nigger gram!
Yeah well it's better than nothin'
Guess you right Man!
Yea,But Dave was all out so he had to buy some from a dude on Hilltop.
Oh shit! Fucking Nigger gram!
Yeah well it's better than nothin'
Guess you right Man!
by Stewart Larkin August 26, 2006