by Stevie Y November 23, 2004
The plethora of hair found above a man or woman's ass crack. Often resembling the thickness of treetops in the jungle.
by Stevie Y August 20, 2005
An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.
Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.
by Stevie Y January 25, 2005
Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
by Stevie Y March 01, 2006
The act of two men slapping a woman (or man in a homosexual sense) in the face with two or more scrotums. Good for porn still shots, or a good laugh.
Before exploding on Cheryl's face, Henry and Aaron gave each other the signal, and then sac attacked that slut...that's what she gets for scraping with her teeth.
by Stevie Y July 19, 2005
When two individuals engage in oral sex and the beard of the gentleman tangles itself with the pubic hair of the woman. Usually acheived while in the sexual position of sesenta nueve, that's 69 for all you non-hispanics.
"Ouch!" screamed Gertrude...
"Whats wrong?" Leonard asked.
"I think have ourselves a naughty knot" she replied.
Some hairy bitches never learn.
"Whats wrong?" Leonard asked.
"I think have ourselves a naughty knot" she replied.
Some hairy bitches never learn.
by Stevie Y December 21, 2004
The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
by Stevie Y March 01, 2006