Beef Carvin'

Going absolutely ballistic while engaging in sexual intercourse. Tearing up that pussy!

Doug is always looking to do a little beef carvin'.

by Stevie Y November 22, 2004

Aggressive Petting

The act of pleasuring one's self or another, by the use of hands. Similar to jacking off or fingering....only petting.

Benjamin took Jodie out to eat, bought her a couple glasses of wine, and then went home with her for some aggressive petting...one lucky ass dude.

by Stevie Y September 05, 2005

antiq-cooter

Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.

Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!

by Stevie Y July 01, 2005

Banana Pants

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.

Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.

by Stevie Y January 08, 2005

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"

Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.

by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

Hoagie Hog

A female who just cant get enough male genitalia. Often known for manipulating more than one penis at a time.

Dude #1: "Yea I heard that Carlos had sex with her."
Dude #2: "Well so did Andrew, Billy Ray, and Martin...bitch is a hoagie hog I guess."

by Stevie Y December 28, 2005

Loose Noodle

A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.

Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.

by Stevie Y August 09, 2005