Definitions by Stevie Y

Banana Pants 

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.

Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.

Banana Pants by Stevie Y January 8, 2005

Gettin Grilled 

During the act of kissing another, (of the opposite sex if youre heterosexual, or the same sex if youre GAY) and the other person closes their teeth so that when your tongue attempts to enter their mouth, you are blocked by a wall of teeth.

I thought it was the perfect time, so I leaned forward, grabber her tit and went for a kiss. She thought otherwise and grilled me...fucking bitch

Gettin Grilled by Stevie Y December 26, 2004

Lead Head 

Someone who never realizes what theyre missing out on. One who continues to screw up time and time again.

I know a skank bitch thats a definite lead head. mm hmmm.

Lead Head by Stevie Y December 26, 2004

Caveman Cunt 

An extremely dirty, hairy and fucking nasty ass vagina. One that smells and hasnt seen a shower in a long period of time.

She got on the bed and told Daniel to take her pants off, so he did. But he puked on that bitch when he seen the caveman cunt.

Caveman Cunt by Stevie Y December 26, 2004

Blacktop Breakfast 

The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.

Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.

Blacktop Breakfast by Stevie Y December 26, 2004

All-Night Fight 

Attempting to study throughout all hours of the night for an exam the next day. Cramming...yes sir.

Rory partied all week long and didnt bother to get a head start for his women's suffrage midterm. Guess he is going to have to pull the all-night fight.

All-Night Fight by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

Bonus Wipe 

After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.

You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."

Bonus Wipe by Stevie Y December 21, 2004