Stevie Y's definitions

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!

I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.

by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

Uncool Tool

A really fucking queer ass fag. Duh.

Ive seen some pretty gay people in my life, but you sure are being one uncool tool tonight.

by Stevie Y December 3, 2004

Backne

The wisespread sporadic forming of pimples and skin irritations on the dorsal side of the torso. Gross acne on the back bitch, ya'll feel me.

She was looking all fine until I turned her over and seen the backne, thats when I threw up on the bitch.

by Stevie Y December 5, 2004

Fice

Fake ice, like the kind used in a play or the water-filled plastic cubes bought for decoration in a drink.

Sam: Hey! Its amazing how that ice doesnt ever melt...

Brian: That's cause its fice you idiot...

by Stevie Y May 17, 2006

Slime-ali

A term that refers to a decent hunk of salami that has unfortunately passed its time in the refridgerator and has accumulated a slime mold of some sort.

Daniel was about to make himself a scrumptious salami sandwich before bed, but he soon found out all that the only meat in the fridge was some slime-ali.

by Stevie Y July 1, 2005

Cum-glomerate

A mixture of two or more gentlemen's semen on a bitch's face/body.

After Beatrice was double-teamed, she was awarded with a super cum-glomerate.

by Stevie Y November 15, 2004

Naughty Knot

When two individuals engage in oral sex and the beard of the gentleman tangles itself with the pubic hair of the woman. Usually acheived while in the sexual position of sesenta nueve, that's 69 for all you non-hispanics.

"Ouch!" screamed Gertrude...
"Whats wrong?" Leonard asked.
"I think have ourselves a naughty knot" she replied.

Some hairy bitches never learn.

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004