Definitions by Stevie Y
Albaquerque Fire Hydrant
The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
Albaquerque Fire Hydrant by Stevie Y April 13, 2006
The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise
Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.
The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise by Stevie Y April 13, 2006
Taint Poacher
Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
Taint Poacher by Stevie Y April 12, 2006
Dirt Tornado
Ive heard some crazy farts in my day but nothing compares to the dirt tornado that just came out of Franklin's ass.
Dirt Tornado by Stevie Y April 12, 2006
Manhattan Apple Tree
Just before a male ejaculates, the woman positions herself beneath him and allows his semen to drip onto her open vagina.
Jodie loved to get the cumshot on her face, particularly her forehead, but she had couldnt resist when Johua asked to do the Manhattan apple tree.
Manhattan Apple Tree by Stevie Y February 14, 2006
Mud eel
Charlie: "So did you end up getting any from Tapanga last night?"
Christopher: "Well, we basically did it all, and I even got to bang her in the ass, but I had some crazy mud eel afterwards..."
Christopher: "Well, we basically did it all, and I even got to bang her in the ass, but I had some crazy mud eel afterwards..."