Naughty Knot

When two individuals engage in oral sex and the beard of the gentleman tangles itself with the pubic hair of the woman. Usually acheived while in the sexual position of sesenta nueve, that's 69 for all you non-hispanics.

"Ouch!" screamed Gertrude...
"Whats wrong?" Leonard asked.
"I think have ourselves a naughty knot" she replied.

Some hairy bitches never learn.

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

Swiffin

The understanding of one's ideas. Similar to "are you picking up what Im laying down?" Only now it is referred to as swiffin, due to the increased use of Swiffer floor cleaners.

I know my thoughts a bit vague, but are ya swiffin?

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

Waicheechoo

A language derived from english, similar in concept to ebonics, but used by white or caucasian individuals. African Americans developed ebonics, white folks use waicheechoo.

Timothy had trouble communicating with the minorities in his class, but thats because they had not been exposed to waicheechoo.

by Stevie Y August 26, 2005

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!

I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.

by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

Uncool Tool

A really fucking queer ass fag. Duh.

Ive seen some pretty gay people in my life, but you sure are being one uncool tool tonight.

by Stevie Y December 03, 2004

Sucking Face

Aggressive kissing. Making out hardcore with short periods of breathing time.

Who Beatrice and Gerard?...Those two were sucking face all night!

by Stevie Y December 10, 2004

Toolbox

A bar/pub for homosexual males. A fucking gay bar dude.

Silly you, were going to check out some tail at the toolbox.*



*Said with a lisp.

by Stevie Y November 21, 2004