a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.
Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008
an overweight, mannish woman of any age wearing i
a frilly, femine dress, possibly against her will, like a wedding, church, or funeral. Lesbianism assumed.
a frilly, femine dress, possibly against her will, like a wedding, church, or funeral. Lesbianism assumed.
Get a load of that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008
a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation
So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.
by Steven Herraiz July 06, 2014
by Steven Herraiz January 24, 2014
a male homosexual with a 1980's poofed out, mullet-based hair style. Due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion fags could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don'ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion.
by Steven Herraiz February 01, 2008
by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008
originally from the game of whiffle ball, specifically the sound the hollow plastic bat makes when one swings hard and misses the ball.
Also, it means to fail badly at a very simple task. This is a big put down.
Also, it means to fail badly at a very simple task. This is a big put down.
"I can't believe you whiffed on that pop quiz. It was just one question. I thought everyone knew who Nixon was."
by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008