grabby grandpa

an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex
Grabby Grandpa better leave me alone: I'm not into that geriatric aggression.
by Steven Herraiz August 16, 2009
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Diarrheetes

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.
by Steven Herraiz March 08, 2020
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peevage

the male equivalent of 'cleavage,' the area several inches above the penis showing the pelvic lines, visible when a guy is wearing low-slung pants
Damn, check out that guy with those pants hanging off his hips. He is is showing some serious peevage.
by Steven Herraiz February 06, 2021
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trawling for skank

desperately sex with someone you wouldn't normally not seek sex from because you have failed repeatedly and the night is almost over
It was 2 AM and i had no luck and I hit on everyone in the club. I'm in the parking lot and see this beastly creature and, so, yeah, I was trawling for skank.
by Steven Herraiz March 18, 2014
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sportsumption

the assumption one makes that another person is a fan of a current sport, usually made during a major event in the sport
So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"

I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.

I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.
by Steven Herraiz July 01, 2014
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scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.
I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.
by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019
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Cock Block

the partition between two urinals in a pulic restroom
Man, it's a good thing there was a cock block in the men's room at the San Francisco airport. I didn't want any guy checking out my junk.
by Steven Herraiz July 01, 2014
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