Definitions by Steve J

RAFAR 

A word created from an acronym of "Rules Are For A Reason" and pronounced rah'FAR. Often screamed when someone is or is about to break a rule.

"Let's cross the street!"
"NO the light is red! Rafar!! Rafar!!

RAFAR by Steve J March 20, 2024

Guymond Bod

A play on the saying "Cut like a diamond". Describing a man who is very fit - most commonly with well-defined arms, chest, legs, and abs. Similar to how good diamonds are well-chiseled and defined.

OMG, have you seen the new guy at the gym? What a guymond bod!

Guymond Bod by Steve J July 10, 2023

hermit tech

Modern technology (more specifically home computers and smart devices, audio/video chatting services, messaging services, and remote desktop apps) that allows someone to work in almost complete isolation - mostly in one's own home.

Well I guess I've been preparing for a quarantine for awhile now. With all of my hermit tech, I haven't set foot in an office for YEARS! My coworkers know I'm an email or phone call away, they just don't know exactly where I'm at - and they probably don't need to.

hermit tech by Steve J March 14, 2020

lost in textation 

The awkward part of texting where the context of a conversation is lost without vocal and facial aid. What would normally be a joke or sarcastic comment comes off as an insult.

He got really mad at me so I guess he didn't get the joke. t was definitely lost in textation.

lost in textation by Steve J August 23, 2014

Keyboard Cobber 

The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")

My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.

Keyboard Cobber by Steve J January 8, 2008

card-swiped

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

card-swiped by Steve J November 26, 2005