Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.
Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.
Person 1: Awesome sauce!
Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.
Person 1: Awesome sauce!
by Steve September 16, 2008
by steve April 28, 2006
Rock aka steve is basically the coolest kid around. He's so cool the hes at the top of the kkk (kool kid klan) along with Labrite and Mitch. The kkk is gettin powerful so i suggest you join soon while we'll still accepting people. You have to do somethin totally cool though like steal a couple of yachts for each of us. Ladies can get in too. All they have to do is a small favor with a big thing.
Kid: yo i got you this yacht for you.
Rock: what the fuck are you talkin you fuckin piece of shit. this is only a 50 ft boat. To be one of my yachts its gotta be atleast 60 ft. But since you fucked up you need to get me two more atleast 70 ft long. You can give this one to Labrite i guess.
Kid: aight.
Rock: damn fuckin straight its aight
Rock: what the fuck are you talkin you fuckin piece of shit. this is only a 50 ft boat. To be one of my yachts its gotta be atleast 60 ft. But since you fucked up you need to get me two more atleast 70 ft long. You can give this one to Labrite i guess.
Kid: aight.
Rock: damn fuckin straight its aight
by Steve March 10, 2005
by steve February 22, 2005
i love my school, even more, i love where my campus is located.....
i found out what the 2 giants gray steel doors down the street are for, about 30-40 years ago, providnece was flooded from the naragansett bay, the water covered the whole city about 3-4 feet deep, probably didnt help that half pf providence used to be the bay, but got filled in, but ya know. so they have the doors to control the flooding. hey what a good idea! the only problem is, we are on the wrong side of the doors, lol, great! then ot the north of my campus once stood a salt pile that was easily 150 feet high, just beyond that is a sewage refinery plant, which smells excellent, to the east of us, theres salvage yards, and some docks for cargo ships, and huge tanks filled with methane for who knows what. to the south, we have one of the most polluted bays in the north east, and to the west we are surrounded by the ghetto, litterally. and also to the north east we have about 50 or so gigantic tanks of natural gas. oh! and to top it off, my campus is right in the middle of the number 2 most likely spot for a terrorist attack. thats awesome! i could die at any time! in so many ways!! I FUCKIN HATE THIS GOD DAMN STUPID SCHOOL!!!
and thats just the area around the school, dont even get me started about the school itself...
i found out what the 2 giants gray steel doors down the street are for, about 30-40 years ago, providnece was flooded from the naragansett bay, the water covered the whole city about 3-4 feet deep, probably didnt help that half pf providence used to be the bay, but got filled in, but ya know. so they have the doors to control the flooding. hey what a good idea! the only problem is, we are on the wrong side of the doors, lol, great! then ot the north of my campus once stood a salt pile that was easily 150 feet high, just beyond that is a sewage refinery plant, which smells excellent, to the east of us, theres salvage yards, and some docks for cargo ships, and huge tanks filled with methane for who knows what. to the south, we have one of the most polluted bays in the north east, and to the west we are surrounded by the ghetto, litterally. and also to the north east we have about 50 or so gigantic tanks of natural gas. oh! and to top it off, my campus is right in the middle of the number 2 most likely spot for a terrorist attack. thats awesome! i could die at any time! in so many ways!! I FUCKIN HATE THIS GOD DAMN STUPID SCHOOL!!!
and thats just the area around the school, dont even get me started about the school itself...
by steve April 05, 2005
A sexual maneuver first derived by the ladies man, which involves inserting both thumbs up a ladies butt, like the fonz.
"you gotta get a thumb up in there like matter o' fact get two thumbs in there like the fonze eeeyy"
by steve November 16, 2003