Steve's definitions

tench

1.) A brown, lake-bottom loving freshwater fish.
2.) A heavy and persistent turd which hugs the bottom of the bowl before finally being sent on its way after the tenth flush.

'Right, who left that tench in the bog?'

by Steve September 23, 2003

discipline

studying the night BEFORE the test

I'm getting really disciplined, I studied before this morning!

by Steve April 9, 2005

Cold Neck

Anti-Mullet, one who has no hair covering his/her neck

shit boy... im gonna go over there and beat the shit out of that Cold Neck!

by steve April 29, 2003

supaspank

a spanking given with authority by a hot girl named ashley

supaspank needs no examples

by Steve April 25, 2004

Golden Corona

An award, much like the Oscars, for remarkable or rather unthinkable behavior at an organized party or event. In order to be considered for this award one must have demonstrated exceptional ability in disrupting the normal festivities. A lack of beer contribution is certainly reason for nomination. Also consummation substitution of beer (bringin' cans and drinking bottles) can be accepted.

After 5 years of winning the Golden Corona award, a recipient may choose to make a rule. Kinda like quarters!

Bob: Yo, who do you think should win the GC this year.

Another Bob: Sheeet... Willy, hands down! He drank all my Amstel Lights!

by Steve December 22, 2004

la dee da

Good for you. And it's implied that I don't really care.

Sarah talked at agonizing length about when she saw Steven Tyler at Aspen. Julie had heard enough and said 'la dee da'.

by Steve January 20, 2005

Damn ol' crazy nikka

Used typically to describe old drunken black men that always end up in jail for some Mickey Mouse bullshit.

Otis got locked up for what beatin' on his wife! That damn ol'crazy nikka!!!!!!!

by steve September 10, 2003