Steve's definitions

gay off

A word to be used in preferance to fuck off. It sounds much cooler

Your such a stevetard,steve, gay off!!

by Steve March 4, 2004

chavs

Lowest form of life on planet, with maybe the exception of their parents. Bred in caravans, the elite pikeys may have council houses. EVERYONE hates chavs, EVERYONE.

Bex (is that how to really spell your name you illiterate fuck) and Gem each have two children and they are both still below the age of consent. They are fucking chavs. You cunting chavs need to stop being poncing little fucks and die. Pricks. Bex and Gem - Give me a call, I have a bag of grapes and reckon I could fuck your pikey asses in exchange. Then you can jump through your fucking earings to celebrate - you dogs.

by Steve March 8, 2004

good on ya

Phrase said to mock someone who has just failed at a task. Tonal qualities are important if the intended rebuke is to be effective. A downward inflected "on" and upward inflected "ya" are proper use in this instance.

Hey Bob, I hear you got busted shagging you're neighbour's wife. Good on ya!

by Steve March 9, 2004

flatdick

a top down foolish ass pranksta thats always flacid and cant get it up

damn whats with the flatdick you canker sore.

by steve March 9, 2004

Horhay

A barbarian parody of the genre of science fantasy, created by Robert Lee Noogles. Horhay, the giant from northern Bavaria, wanders through the insane world of Toadsuck to find his destiny as King of Fools.

"Horhay's massive fist crashed down onto the dimunitive thief's pate, driving akelter his spine and fracturing his shaven skull."

by Steve March 15, 2004

all crashed out

When you're are so black and exhausted that it isn't possible for you to be just all crunked out.

Man I was gonna go visit my cousin's house but he was all crashed out. Guess I'll just play naked twister to Justin Timberlake music.

by Steve March 16, 2004

scumsucker

One who sucks scum

Julian Ford, he a badass scumsucker

by Steve March 18, 2004