Steve's definitions

infucktion

An infection, only contracted by fucking.
A sexually transmitted disease.

Man, I got a huge vaginal infucktion from my last boyfriend, what a dirty bastard.

by steve August 25, 2003

Horhay

A barbarian parody of the genre of science fantasy, created by Robert Lee Noogles. Horhay, the giant from northern Bavaria, wanders through the insane world of Toadsuck to find his destiny as King of Fools.

"Horhay's massive fist crashed down onto the dimunitive thief's pate, driving akelter his spine and fracturing his shaven skull."

by Steve March 15, 2004

schwonk

colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.

Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.

by Steve September 26, 2003

emo out

to sit and sulk about ones love life while cranking winey emo music.

Sarah stood up Steve, so Steve decided to go home and emo out.

by steve November 7, 2004

Cockin

The act or process of giving a woman your cock

Man I was putting the good cocking down on this gal after a party

by Steve January 5, 2004

FILA

Finally I LEFT Africa

by steve May 9, 2003

catastrophise

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.

I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.

by Steve May 13, 2005