Definitions by Stephen Roche
Slobba the Mutt
Slobba the Mutt by Stephen Roche March 20, 2022
Captain Morgan Spiced Bum
When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
Captain Morgan Spiced Bum by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
The Boxing Moose
When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.
The Boxing Moose by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
Windy Darth Vader
When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.
Windy Darth Vader by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
Upperdecker Double Blumpkin
A man takes the upper-back of the toilet off and sits on it. A woman gives him a blowjob as he takes a crap in the back of the toilet. After crapping and the blow job is done, he puts the lid back on the toilet.
An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.
An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.
“I was over Al’s house and I upperdecker double blumpkin’d his toilet. That thing was flowing brown all day”
Upperdecker Double Blumpkin by Stephen Roche September 21, 2019
Bostonian Flintlock
When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”
Bostonian Flintlock by Stephen Roche November 7, 2017