Stephen Roche's definitions

new years eve’d

When someone sits in a crowded place and AirDrops pictures of their balls to random people who leave the AirDrop option enabled in their cell phone.

I “New Years Eve’d” pictures of my balls to mad random bitches in the airport ..... I dropped those balls like it was 1 January!

by Stephen Roche October 22, 2017

Bostonian Flintlock

When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”

I pulled a Bostonian Flintlock on that chick and now I’m pissed because I don’t have anymore dip!

by Stephen Roche November 7, 2017

Captain Morgan Spiced Bum

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.

Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

Windy Darth Vader

When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.

My girl gave me a Windy Darth Vader and the that air was on point

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

snappin cock-eyes

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.

I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.

by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017

Slobba the Mutt

When you eat a big hairy ass

I spread those big ass cheeks and curled her toes when I performed Slobba the Mutt.

by Stephen Roche March 20, 2022

sloppy heavy bag

When a man's penis is sloppy wet from intercourse, then the woman performs oral sex on the man and his wet balls keep slapping her in the face.

Damn babe, your Sloppy Heavy Bag fucked my face up!

by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017