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Slobba the Mutt

I spread those big ass cheeks and curled her toes when I performed Slobba the Mutt.
by Stephen Roche March 20, 2022
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Captain Morgan Spiced Bum

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
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The Boxing Moose

When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.
Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherie’s fart box and barked out loud!
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
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Windy Darth Vader

When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.
My girl gave me a Windy Darth Vader and the that air was on point
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
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Ogool

Ogool is Italian American for an asshole
Hey Mike, Tony two chains is finger-poppin your old lady’s Ogool!
by Stephen Roche March 24, 2021
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Upperdecker Double Blumpkin

A man takes the upper-back of the toilet off and sits on it. A woman gives him a blowjob as he takes a crap in the back of the toilet. After crapping and the blow job is done, he puts the lid back on the toilet.

An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.
“I was over Al’s house and I upperdecker double blumpkin’d his toilet. That thing was flowing brown all day”
by Stephen Roche September 21, 2019
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Bostonian Flintlock

When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”
I pulled a Bostonian Flintlock on that chick and now I’m pissed because I don’t have anymore dip!
by Stephen Roche November 7, 2017
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