Stephen Roche's definitions

Captain Morgan Spiced Bum

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.

Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

new years eve’d

When someone sits in a crowded place and AirDrops pictures of their balls to random people who leave the AirDrop option enabled in their cell phone.

I “New Years Eve’d” pictures of my balls to mad random bitches in the airport ..... I dropped those balls like it was 1 January!

by Stephen Roche October 22, 2017

Slobba the Mutt

When you eat a big hairy ass

I spread those big ass cheeks and curled her toes when I performed Slobba the Mutt.

by Stephen Roche March 20, 2022

sloppy heavy bag

When a man's penis is sloppy wet from intercourse, then the woman performs oral sex on the man and his wet balls keep slapping her in the face.

Damn babe, your Sloppy Heavy Bag fucked my face up!

by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017

Bostonian Flintlock

When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”

I pulled a Bostonian Flintlock on that chick and now I’m pissed because I don’t have anymore dip!

by Stephen Roche November 7, 2017

snappin cock-eyes

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.

I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.

by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017

upperdecker 007

The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.

I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.

by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017