Definitions by Stephen Crole-Rees

Hurmer 

A rotten aids full Homer plushie with the eyes ripped out then submerged in lemonade then covered in salad cream then ketchup then an assortment of spices he was then swaddled in tissue paper and left outside in a park for 2 hours he was then garlic coated and then given a makeover and wrapped up as a Christmas present for a sexy little chap and then ended up in a dump

Naughty hurmer

Hurmer by Stephen Crole-Rees June 27, 2025

Binemy 

A rotten old abused bin that we love really but some twat kicked a hole in him now he’s down a river

We had to chuck binemy over the fence because he would’ve got taken away

Binemy by Stephen Crole-Rees June 27, 2025

THEE TOB 

A RIGHT TOBBY OLD TOB TOB TOB HES SO FUCKING MASSIVE JESUS CHRIST

I almost got spaghettified on THEE TOBS event horizon

THEE TOB by Stephen Crole-Rees June 27, 2025

Craddy sex dungeon 

A MASSIVE labyrinth hidden under a school where Micheal craddock drags little kids to if they misbehave and they’re never let out

There are 53 known entrances to the craddy sex dungeon

Craddy sex dungeon by Stephen Crole-Rees June 27, 2025

Got that on camera 

A catchphrase used by Stephen Crole-Rees
When he gets someone doing a deviant act on camera

If you move that bin again I’ve got that on camera

Got that on camera by Stephen Crole-Rees June 13, 2025